Mirabel: WELCOME TO THE CASITA, WE ARE ALL GRANDKIDS OF ALMA MADRIGAL.
Mirabel: *flims Luisa crying* KUMMBAYAHH MY LOORD-
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Some Villager: SOMEONE'S GONNA DO A BACK FLIP ON A MONKEY BAR.
Pepa: HAH, What an idiot..
Felix: Haha yeah...
Pepa:
Felix:
Camilo: *on the monkey bar* I'M GONNA DO A BACK FLIP ON A MONKEY BAR
Pepa and Felix: *realizing that's Camilo* Oh no, he's OUR IDIOT-
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Luisa: *sees Isa drinking something* Is that water?
Isabela: No.
Luisa: Ooh, vodka! I like your st-
Isabela: It's vinegar.
Luisa: I- what?
Isabela: It's vinegar, p-
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Flight attendant: To all passengers, please ensure that all small items are secure before take off.
Julieta: Hey, Bruno.
Bruno: Yeah?
Julieta: Do you feel secure?
Bruno:
Bruno: I sweAR EVERY FREAKING TIME-
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Mariano: When I say, "bring me back something from the beach", I meant like a seashell or something.
Dolores: *holding a seagull* Well then sAY SO!
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Antonio: What's your biggest fear, Abuela?
Abuela: Losing someone I love.
Antonio: Wow... that's deep....
Antonio: Mine's the Kool-Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid now.
Abuela: *thinking* So adorable!
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Camilo: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
Mirabel: No, I told you "Camilo, do not lick the swing set". And you said " I CNA DO WHATEVER I WANT"! And you proceed to lick the swing set.
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Isabela: Relax, just act mature.
Dolores: Got it.
*at the date*
Mariano: So what do you do for fun?
Dolores: Taxes.
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Bruno: Does age matter?
Julieta: Depends, why do you ask?
Bruno: Just checking to see if I can eat something from the Kid's menu.
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Luisa: Hey, Tonito! I learned from Isa that calling someone a "thot" means they are a thoughtful person.
Antonio: Oohh, I'll try to keep that in my mind.
*a few moments later*
Antonio: Thank you, Abuela! You are such a thot.
Abuela: IM A WHAT-
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A/N: So Luisa was to blame but she REALLY thought thats what thot meant.. way to go, Isa-
Also YALLZ HOW??? THE READS??? ITS LIKE 1K AND A HALF ALR IQNDOW- ALSO 10TH IN QUOTES ARE YOU GUYS SERUOUSSSS OMG THANK YOU GOISS!!
HAVE A VERY HAPPY DAY AND STAY SAFE GIRLIESSS!!! <333
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