Agustin: Julieta did you... burn the oven?
Julieta: *drunk af* MARRY ME OR I'LL THROW YOU IN THE OVEN!!
Agustin:
Julieta:
Julieta: Mi wobe yooo~
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Bruno: So Mirabel, Abuela is dead.
Mirabel: *walks to her grave* I wish you well...
Mirabel: ..in hELL!!
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Isabela: *at Antonio's birthday party, drunk* GOHD I LOVE YOU!
Mariano: *also drunk* I LOVE YOU TOOOOO!!!
Dolores: BITCH! *proceeds to whack Isabela on the head with a tree branch*
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Pepa: Where's Antonio?
Dolores: Judging by the fact I hear screams from the clouds, Antonio being as light as a feather, and Camilo gave him a bunch of balloons earlier...
Pepa:
Pepa: CAMILO!!!
Dolores: *smug grin*
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Julieta: *back in the day* Luisa, what's yhe thing that I told you NOT to do?
Young Luisa: Use da oven, mami!
Julieta: Mhmm. And what did you do?
Young Luisa: Make cookies!
Julieta:
Young Luisa: ...used da oven and burned da kITCHEN-
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Pepa: *when she turned a year old* Ma-
Young Abuela: Are you gonna say Mama? Say Mama!
Pepa: M- Death.
Young Abuela: Uh- Mama?
Pepa: Domination!
Young Abuela: Mam-
Pepa: DESTRUCTION DOMINATION!!
Pedro: *his ghost self speaking* Hueheheheheh nice-
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Pepa: *during a family meeting, talking to herself in her head* 'This meeting is boring. Let me look at Felix.' *turns around to look at him-*
Felix: *was already staring at her*
Pepa: 'Wait, oh mY GOHD!-'
Pepa: *turns back* 'Wait don't make it obvious. Is he still looking at me?' *turns around once again*
Felix: *still staring at her, this time with smiling*
Pepa: *with a straight face* 'OH MY GOHD I LOOK SO GOOD TODAY BAJXNQKQ-'
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Abuela: Can I get some help?
Camilo: I don't know, can you?
The rest of the Madrigals: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH-
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Bruno: * when he was babysitting them* You three. explain to me. Now.
Young Isabela: It was Luisa.
Young Dolores: It was Luisa.
Young Luisa: It was Luisa.
Bruno:
Young Luisa: ...fuc-
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Agustin: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.
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A/N:
THANKING hollysst0r1es and Lilly2244a for more batches of quotes fresh from their beloved ovens, nit as burnt as Julieta's-
Stay tuned for more and stay safe girliesssssshehshsjajdhwjdj-
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