MADRIGALS ON CRACK | ENCANTO INCORRECT QUOTES

INCORRECT QUOTES 71

Bruno: Do you trust me?
Some Kid Villager: Yes?
Bruno: I see life has taught you nothing-

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Mirabel: I'm bringing Tonio for this situation.
Camilo: I thought I'm your sidekick??
Mirabel: I HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE YOU, MILO-

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Pepa: Julieta, can i borrow this book?
Julieta: What's the magic word??
Pepa: Give it to me, you fuking bitch.
Julieta: LANGUAGE! FORGET YOU, I'M LEAVING!!
Pepa: HAHHA NO, I'M SORRY. PLEASE-

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Dolores, Isabela, and Luisa: *flips their plastic bottle and all of their bottles landed perfectly*
Dolores:
Isabela:
Luisa:
The three: *walks away from the table silently*

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Abuela: *coughing up blood*
The rest of the Madrigals: DON'T DIE, ABUELA!
Abuela: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO-

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Julieta: You know what your problem is? YOU'RE REALLY HOT SO NO ONE TOLD YOU TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
Agustin:
Julieta:
Agustin: ...you think I'm hot?

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Mirabel: JUST BECAUSE I'M THE YOUNGEST GRANDDAUGHTER DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT INDEPENDENT!
Mirabel: *struggles to open juice box*
Isabela:
Dolores:
Luisa:
Luisa: Do you need help with that-
Mirabel: NO THANK YOU.

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Dolores: *waves to the camera*
Mariano: *joins in beside her*
Dolores:
Mariano:
Dolores:
Mariano: •v•?
Dolores: *hits Mariano's face with her palm*

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Bruno: So tell me what you did today, Pepa.
Pepa: So I went to the bank today.
Bruno: Mhmm.
Pepa: Then an old lady asked me to check he rbalance.
Bruno: Okay?
Pepa: And I pushed her.
Bruno: ..you did what-

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Camilo: *crying because he burned his hand*
Antonio: WHAT HAPPENED??
Mirabel: *keeping her laugh in because she told him that the blue fire on the stove was cold*

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A/N:

Hello my fellow peeps. Kept yall waiting, didn't I-

CURRENTLY IM ON THE SEOND HALF OF MY SCHOOL'S FIRST SEMESTER AND I THINK IM FAILING IDK AHSHJAJQ-

This is waht i meant by not updating a lot. I just want tht one day school will die- NOT RLLY CUZ teachers will loose their jobs, but its the workload tht they gave us, the schedule being sht cuz we have to go to school everyday which is exhausting at some point, and them just not gIVING US A BREAK?? FOR AT LEAST ONE WEEK JUST TO COMPLY OUR UNFINISHED PROJECTS AND STUDY OUR EXAMS?? :'D. THAT'S WHY I FAILED CALCULUS, AND BIOLOGY, AND EVERYTHING AT SOME POINT-

dont mind the rant, i just wanna- *punches air*

I can't promise you guys I'll update everday, like before. But I'll make sure these will not die, they will sTAND! YUH-

Thank you for waeting patiently, i just hope yall.are still reading these and enjoying it T T.

WELP, FREE TWO CHAPTERS FOR YOU! THANK YOUUU AND STAY SAFE GIRLIESSSSSSHQBAKWKSKAJXOA-

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