Camilo: My favorite animal is probably the buffoon.
Mirabel: Don't you mean baboon?
Camilo: It's a buffoon! We learned this in see-ence clalalslalarrsss-
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Dolores: *looking out on the view from her balcony*
Dolores:
Dolores: I think I'm gonna have diarrhea later-
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Pepa: *shows a picture of an octopus* What's this called again?
Baby Antonio: OCTOPUSI!
Pepa: *wheezes*
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Abuela: *sees Isabela reading for the first time*
Abuela: Oh, wow! I think that's just awesome! What is that book are you reading about?
Isabela:
Abuela:
Isabela:
Isabela: Arson.
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*A short episode of the adults bonding in the kitchen, forcing Julieta to cook for them ovc not in a bad way*
Julieta: STOP USING TONIO'S JAGUAR AS A PUPPET!
Felix: *makes Tonio's Jaguar moves its paw like its demanding *
Augstin: *plays as the tiger's voice* mAeK mE a SAndWicH, bEtC-
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Bruno: *plays a filters in a phone wherein it chooses who is the Greek God that represents him* Hmmmmmmm. I wonder who I get..
Bruno: *the filter lands on Vesta, the goddess of Home* ...oooh, I'm homosexual-
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Interviewer: Mrs. Madrigal, can you answer this question for us?
Abuela: *reads it* "What title would I give to this chapter of my life?" Oh, the last one-
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Camilo: Fun fact, actually a really sad fact;
Camilo: *jumps, turns around and starts twerking rapidly*
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Mirabel: Tio Bruno, can you close the door for me please?
Bruno: Sure, prima.
Mirabel: Thanks!
Bruno: *closes door, then camera pans out only to see a door with no walls, casually walks*
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Felix: I'm bored.
Agustin: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Felix: Sure!
Julieta: *hears them* No- Stop, don't do that! Put the knife down- PUT MY FRICKIG SISTER DOWN-
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A/N:
H A H A
i am VERY SORRY QOXJALSKS. FOR THOSE WHO REQUESTED QUOTES I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO CHECK I APOLOGIZE QJKDKQD-
I've never wanted to have desires of burning all the schools of the world but sadly no people have their only jobs there so yes y e s-
I dont have the exact schedule on when to post, I've been very busy but I'll ensure yallz tht i can post every week but only ONCE. Each week : >
we already have exams 2 weeks from now and thats very unfair i wanna dIE-
I apologize again for that, and thanks for reading i rlly appreciate it huhu and STAY SAFE GIRLIEESSSSSSS
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