Camilo: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party and you're all invited.
Mirabel: "if"...
Mirabel: Well, great. The only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.
•••
Antonio: Here is a list of the things that's wrong with you.
Luisa: *reads paper* ..it says nothing?
Antonio: I know. Now give me a hug.
Luisa: *tears of happiness*
•••
Pepa: *drunk, sees a Donald Duck mascot* He looks delicious.
Julieta:
Pepa:
Julieta:
Julieta: You mean he's cute, right?
Pepa:
Pepa: Yes.
•••
Luisa: *whispers* Walking on the village again with these dumbass villagers-
Some Villager: *passes by* Hey.
Luisa: Hey!
Some Villager: *walks away*
Luisa: *whispers again* fucking bitch-
•••
Mariano: *falls down the casita roof proBABLY because of Isa throwing him around*
Agustin: OH LOOK, FELIX! A SHOOTING STAR MAKE A WISH!
Felix: I- wait- IT'S A PERSON, AGUSTIN. Even wORST IT'S MARIANO-
•••
Dolores: *enters Isa's room* Is Mariano here?
Isabella: *uses her vines to grab Mariano* Well, you know what?
Mariano: *gets yeeted outside her window*
Isabella: He just left.
•••
Mariano: *telling stories to Antonio with everyone in the living room* There were fogs and mists around him and-
Camilo: *out of nowhere* Oh no! How did we MIST this? Ahhahahahahah-
Camilo: Everyone laugh or I'll murder you.
Everyone: *nervous laughing*
•••
Luisa: WAKE UP, TIO! THE SUNS RISEN!
Bruno: I- you know I don't like to photosynthesis.
•••
Mirabel: Isa, it's your turn to wash the dishes.
Isabella: Uno reverse. *yeets the reverse xard on Mira*
Mirabel: ...you know, you can't "uno reverse" your way through life.
Isabella:
Isabella: W A T C H M E
•••
Pepa: I am. The smartest Madrigal you'll ever know.
Julieta: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?
Pepa: I payed for my cheetos, I'm getting my cheetos.
•••end
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MADRIGALS ON CRACK | ENCANTO INCORRECT QUOTES
FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
