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Bruno: *vlogging on the streets of Encanto* If you've been around for as long as I have, you develop fixed skin.
Camilo: *shapeshifts as a villager* BROWN ISN'T YOUR COLOR!
Bruno: *chasing him* BROWN BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK-

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Isabela: *looks at Dolores' phone and sees her Wattpad* Why do you write so much fanfiction of you and Mariano so much?
Dolores: Since when wqs this your business?
Isabela: I-

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Luisa: Yeah, I'm LGBT.
Luisa: cuLt leader,
Luisa: God hates me now,
Luisa: Bitter as fuck,
Luisa: Trying to tell the time correctly.
Camilo: THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MINE BUT GO OFF SIS.
Luisa: WHOOPS-

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Abuela: *in the middle of a chaotic meeting with the Madrigals* WHAT YOU SAYIN'? WHATCHU SAYIN'??
Abuela: I SAID WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOU'RE MOM'S A HOE.
Mirabel: *loses her shit* WHAHAHAHA-

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Julieta: *at the beach for a family vacation, throws a random rock*
Pepa: *screams and shoots a lightning thinking the rock was a bug-*
Julieta: huehe-

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Abuela: It's been months after the Encanto has come back to life again and everyone saying they confirmed that I'm alive.
Abuela: Uhm, yes I'm living well and had more characterdevelopment? Why are we talking about this-

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No one:
Camilo: I JUST REPEATEDLY WHIPPED AND NAENAED-

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Agustin: More espresso....
Felix: ...less depresso.
Mirabel: YOU'VE HEARD OF THE BANANA BROS, NOW HERE WE HAVE THE ESPRESSO BROS-
( I'm sorry Dreamworks :'> )

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Luisa: *holds a bottle* Is this a whiskey?
Isabela: *chugs entire bottle*
Luisa:
Isabela:
Isabela: It's perfume.

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Julieta: Bruno, gather the others. We need to have another Pepa-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-her-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

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A/N:

H E L L U

thank you all for waiting AGAIN patiently :'))

Classes have started and i thought i wouldn't be busy as i expected now i take tht bACK-

Thank you these wonderful pepes; Demxn_TearsRBLX and Lilly2244a. I LOVE YOU BOTH SM > <

Anyways,  please just stay tuned bc i might disappear all of the sudden again :'DD

SO THAMK YOUUUU AND STAY SAFE GIRLIESSSSS MWUAHHHHHH-

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