Bruno: Pepa.
Pepa: What?
Bruno: You suck.
Pepa: *lightning cracking* OH YOU'RE SO DEAD, BRUNO-
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Mirabel: What are some laws that should be broken?
Camilo: Being forced to wait in line?
Mirabel: How is that a law?
Camilo: It's a family law.
Mirabel: I meant aCTUAL LAWS-
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Dolores: Aww, Tonito. Whatchu doing?
Antonio: *smiling* KILLING!
Dolores: I-
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Julieta: AGUSTIN!
Agustin: What?
Julieta: YOU'RE BURNING THE KITCHEN!
Agustin: *smirking* With love?
Julieta: NO, YOU IDIOT. YOU'RE BURNING THE KITCHEN WITH ACTUAL FIRE!
Agustin: Oh shit.
Bruno: *inside the walls* Ay, Agustin.
W H A T 'S W R O N G W I T H Y O U ?
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Camilo: Should we break laws?
Dolores, Luisa, and Mirabel: Absolutely no-
Isabela: Yes.
Mirabel: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, ISA-
Antonio: What are laws
The rest: *facepalms*
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Abuela: You know you can die from that, right?
Bruno *sm0k!ng a c!gar3tt3* That's the point.
Pepa: *drinking wine* We're trying to speed this up.
Felix: *eating raw cookie dough and nodding*
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Isabela: *in a competition with other families* We can't lose, because we have this!
Isabela: *points to her chest*
Bruno: We have a heart?
Isabela: Heart? No, ne. I'm pointing at myself. Im gonna win this for us.
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Mariano: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Dolores: This is a lie. I'm literally dating him, this is a liE.
Dolores: HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS- *points at burnt and c r i s p y pancake*
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Luisa: Be right back! Gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob-
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Mirabel: Do you think I'm ugly?
Camilo: It's not about looks, Mira. What's valuable is on the inside...
Mirabel: Milo...
Camilo: For example, someone's heart...
Mirabel: Aw.. Stop it-
Camilo: It could be purchadsed for more than a million dollars, you know.
Mirabel: Seriously, stop.
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A/N:
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