Camilo: LAAAST CHRISTMAS, I GAVE YOU MY ASS!
Camilo: But the very next day, you fACKED MAH BEST FRENDD...
Camilo: THIS YEARR, IM FACKING YOUR DAD, AND IM FUCKING YOUR COUSINN!!
Pepa: WHAT!?-
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Bruno: I've been expecting you, Mirabel.
Mirabel: How did you do that without turning around?
Bruno: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.
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Agustin: *with tears in his eyes* Who cuts an onion and goes like "yeah I'm gonna eat it"?
Agustin:
Agustin: OBVIOUSLY IT DOESN'T WANT TO BE EATEN-
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Luisa: *in the middle of nowhere* Hey, c'mere. I need to.tell you something-
Luisa: *sees a sign that says "No Dumping"*
Luisa: ...not here-
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Pedro: *sees the fridge with no milk* Oh, we got no milk-
The Triplets: STOP!! NO, DON'T LEAVE-
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Isabela: *after Mariano and Dolores' engagement party, to Mariano* Next time I ask for a snack and you give me a box full of raisins,..
Isabela: ..START COUNTING YOUR DAYS-
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Baby Antonio: GO GA GO BETCH!!
Felix: HAHA, IM TELLING ON YOU!
Baby Antonio: HEHE!
Felix: I'M TELLING THAT ON YOUR MOMMY. AND YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!
Baby Antonio:
Baby Antonio: *slowly starts crying*
Julieta: *who's carrying him* Oh no-
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Mirabel: *on a grocery store, sees a sogn that says "frozen columbian"* Oohhh..
Mirabel: *turns around and sees Camilo inside a fridge filled with frozen foods* Oh my goh-
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Abuela: *sees Bruno stacking cans on his table* What are you doing?
Bruno: I'm making a bird.
Abuela: But that doesn't look anything like a bird.
Bruno: Yeah, it does. It's a Toucan.
Abuela:
Abuela: I-
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Pepa: New Year? New Me! I'm gonna be a whole lot worse than last year, you motherfu-
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A/N: A LATE HAPPY NEW YEARS EVERYONE!!
I hope yall will enjoy a lot rhis years cuz IMMMM looking forward by it too! Thank you for reading this and stay safe girliessssssssss MWAH MWAH!!!
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FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
