Luisa: Camilo, what are you holding?
Camilo: Drugs.
Luisa: Oh no.
Pepa: *thundering* CAMILO GET YOUR ASS HERE WE NEED TO TALK!
Camilo: OH SHI-
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Julieta: Agustin, what are you doing??
Agustin: I'm making holy water.
Julieta: What- how is that even making holy water?
Agustin: I'm boiling the hell out of it-
Julieta: N O-
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Mariano: They'll never find your body...
Abuela: *passes by*
Mariano: MorE BEAUTIFUL THAN I DO, You lovely thing! HEHEHEHEH S P A R K L E S!-
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Abuela: Okay, and are you part of our family with magical abilities?
Mirabel: No I'm not.
Abuela: Ah.. hehe-
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Antonio: Mama, why didn't Mirabel get a gift?
Pepa: That's a secret, honey. Her gift is being in...
Felix: ..in the family.
Pepa: Exactly.
Antonio: O h...
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Julieta: *in the group chat* Hello? Anyone??
Bruno: Hey, sis. What's up?
Juleta: The sKY!
Pepa: JULIETA WHO TOLD YOU TO WISECRACK-
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Isabela: *talks to an officer/police*
Dolores: OH MY GOHD, ISA. IS THAT THE POLICE?
Isabela: What? I-
Dolores: I'M CALLING THE WEED!
Dolores: *types 420 in Tia Julieta's oven*
Camilo: *at the background * 420, whatchu smokin'?
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Mirabel: Abuela told me... I was a useless child...
Luisa:
Mirabel:
Mirabel: She was right of course, but it still hurts.
•••
Interviewer: Who's your favorite uber driver?
Agustin: *on his first time being in the big city* I never went to oover java-
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Antonio: *touring Mariano in the casita* And here is our kitchen! Where we first met actually heh.
Mariano: Uhm, your Tio Bruno is standing on the table.
Anotnio: It's completely normal here. He just likes to feel tall.
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MADRIGALS ON CRACK | ENCANTO INCORRECT QUOTES
FanficNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
