Camilo: *on a skateboard shop* Mira, look they got girl skateboards!
Mirabel: Oh that's so cool!
Camilo: You can skate now!
Mirabel: Oh look they got gay skateboards!
Camilo: Oh yeah- wait GHURL I-
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Isabela: Did you bring it?
Luisa: Yes *grabs a suitcase, opens it and shows a My Little Pony toy*
Isabela: This is exactly what I want.
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Pepa: *playing doctor with a 3 year old Antonio, while he uses stethoscope on her* Is my heart okay?
Antonio: I'm just checking your tiddies!
Pepa: *dark clouds appear* OKAY WHO TAUGHT HIM THAT-
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Agustin: Hey, it says "No TRESpassing". But there's only the two of us.
Felix:
Agustin:
Felix: PFFTT-
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Dolores: *as a psychiatrist* Actually, I know that someone actually cares about you.
Dolores: Not me though, I don't care... but someone else does.
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Bruno: Remember, ladies! Complimenting men is not that easy. Once you compliment one thing about them, they stick to it. Like-
Someone: Hey, nice pants!
Bruno: Awh, thank you! I'm definitely not gonna take them off until they disintegrate on my legs-
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Luisa: *screamin and running*
Mirabel: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING-
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Camilo: *talks shit about Bruno*
Bruno: *does gymnastics on the walls then going to Camilo* I heard you were talking shit about me?
Camilo: What the FU-
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Isabela: *holding a python* Hey Tio Bruno, I secretly bought a snake for Tonio's birthday. What should I name it?
Bruno: You did wHAT-
Dolores: *from afar* William Snakespeare.
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Abuela: Pepa, you have to apologize to your sister.
Young Pepa: *after fighting Bruno* "Unfuck you" or something.
Young Julieta: WATCH YOU FUCKING LANGUAGE-
Abuela: GIRLS, WHAT THE FUCK-
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FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
