Dolores: The stars are so beautiful...
Mariano: They're just giant balls of gas.
Dolores: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Mariano: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Dolores: Oh...
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Mirabel: You look mentally ill.
Camilo: I am. Let's go-
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Isabela: Do you have a self-care routine?
Luisa: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
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Bruno: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Felix: Bruno, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Agustin?
Agustin: Bitch-
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Pepa: So you just woke me up at 2:56 am just to tell me that tasteless is actually a taste that our taste buds can't register.
Antonio: Yes. : 3
Pepa:
Pepa: You are so smart, my little Tonio. Come here-
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Some Villager: How does the Mardigals deal with all these problems?
Julieta: Well actually it's just Mama doing that...
Julieta: ..and she doesn't. She just makes bigger problems that cancels out the first ones.
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Camilo: Can you teach me how to play the trumpet?
Luisa: Why?
Camilo: So I can wonder around the casita and annoy everyone.
Luisa: Listen here, my primo. You technically don't need to learn how to play for that.
Camilo:
Camilo: OH YEAH-
Camilo: *ANNOYING ASS MOTHAFAKING TRUMPERS SOUNDS*
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Isabela: *throws dirt at Mirabel*
Mirabel: HEY- What was that for!?
Isabela: It's fertilizer. So you can grow the hell up-
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Antonio: Uhm, Abuela? Is it healthy to drink a bottle of dish soap?
Abuela: Of course not, Tonito. Why do you ask?
Antonio: *having flashbacks of his Tio Bruno chugging an entire bottle of dISH SOAP-* Nothing! Just what I learned from school-
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Agustin: You're wife ttold me that I needed to grow up and i was speechless.
Agustin: Of course, it was hard to say anything with 50 arepa in your mouth.
Felix:
Felix: Bro-
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FanfictionNowadays ive been bopping to "we dont talk about bruno" and i would never pass the opportunity to make incorrect quotes for them, and now here we aRE-
