Incorrect Quotes ft. Olivara and Friends

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(apologies if you got a notification for an update, a change I wanted to make bugging the crap out of me lol)

it's the end of spanish class rn and we're done classwork and I'm so drained so I'm doing this :') (nothing against the spanish language the teacher is just super overwhelming and the class isn't at all what I was looking for)

Sara: "What?? No, that's ridiculous, there's no way! Oliver doesn't have a crush on me!"
Vicky: "Yes he does."
Patrick: "Yes he does."
Oliver: "Yes I do."
Joe: "....."
Joe: "....he does?"

Sara: "Studies show you're the most amazing person in the world"
Oliver: "Source?"
Sara: "Me, now shut up and accept my love."

Sara: "Do you ever just.... See something that changes your life and you're just like.... huh."
Oliver: "I saw you."
Sara: "That's so sweet and honestly really nice and now I feel really awkward because I was just gonna show you this drawing I made of Patrick as a chicken."

Oliver: "Is something burning?"
Sara: "Only my love for you."
Oliver: "....."
Sara: "Also the toaster, which is on fire."
*cue comedically timed cut to the flaming toaster*

Sara: "You have beautiful eyes."
Oliver, who doesn't know how to take a compliment: "Thanks, I need them to see."

Sara: "Y'know, I hate my last name."
Oliver: "...why?"
Sara, casually: "Cuz it's not yours."

Sara: "Did you know I can fit my whole world right in my hands?"
Oliver: "huh"
Sara: *proceeds to reach in and cup Oliver's face with both hands, smiling* "see?"
Oliver as it clicks: "oh..."
Sara, softly: *her smile widens a little more* "oh."

Patrick: "Tell us a secret!!"
Sara: "Fine.... I kinda have a crush on Oliver...."
Vicky, casually checking her nails: "Sara, he said a SECRET."

Oliver: "OW SARA WHAT ARE YOU DOING"Sara: "I'M HITTING ON YOU"Oliver: "SARA LIN THIS IS NOT HOW YOU DO IT"Sara: "BUT IS IT WORKING"Oliver: "SLIGHTLY BUT PLEASE STOP"

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Oliver: "OW SARA WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
Sara: "I'M HITTING ON YOU"
Oliver: "SARA LIN THIS IS NOT HOW YOU DO IT"
Sara: "BUT IS IT WORKING"
Oliver: "SLIGHTLY BUT PLEASE STOP"



A/N

idk i'll probably do more of these if i don't feel like doing classwork again lol peace out

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