Oliver: "I really want gold without the A"
Sara: "Oliver, I don't think there's an A in-"
Oliver, interrupting: "You took chemistry class, right?"
Sara: "Yeah..? Why?"
Oliver: "...."
Sara: "...."
Oliver: "...."
Sara: "...."
Sara: ".....oH MY GOD"
Sara: "Ugh, I think something's wrong with my Spotify."
Oliver: "Why? What's wrong with it?"
Sara: "It doesn't have you listed as this weeks hottest single."
Oliver: "...."
Oliver who is basically a human tomato: "....s-so, was there something actually wrong with it or-"
Sara: "You should make an Instagram page already."
Oliver: "Why? I'm not much of a fan of social media."
Sara: "Oh, well, my dad always told me to follow my dreams and it would be a little odd to do that in the literal in-person sense."
Sara: "Ugh, I feel like trash...."
Oliver: "Then you'll be happy to know that I really like ecological science, and therefore as someone who cares about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Does six PM from your place work?"
Sara: *literal blushing mess*
Sara, playing along: "Only if you're going to take me out...?"
Oliver, turning and walking away: "Then it's settled."
Sara, in total shock: "...Well I feel significantly less like trash now???"
Oliver, at the very end of tutoring: "Can I tell you something?"
Sara: "Yeah, what's up?"
Oliver: "9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)"
Sara: "If you wanted to give me another problem you could've just done it..."
Oliver: "Can you just solve it? It's worthwhile, I promise."
Sara, like two minutes later: *excited* "I got it! i is less than 3 u!!"
Oliver: " O-Ok now... Just forget math for a moment and look at the answer like you'd normally read it..."
Sara: "'Forget math?' Who are you and what have you done with my tutor?"
Oliver: "Just do it."
Sara: "...."
Sara: "...Oliver Yang, you are the only person on this planet that is nerdy enough to do a confession through math."
Oliver: "But was it effective"
Sara: "Unfortunately"
Sara: "I may be terrible with math, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Why don't you give me yours and see for yourself?"
Oliver: "Sara Lin you've had my phone number for literal months"
Sara: "shut up let me have this"
A/N
Hey y'all!
idk I'm in study hall and just chillin and i have a chem quiz in like a half hour that i'm p sure i'm gonna fail bc i barely understand what we're doing so wish me luck ig but anyway yeah hope y'all liked these because they are legit so stupid but it's so funny to me for some reason
bye
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