Hels and NPG being dumb + IJevin

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EX is online

EX: guys, the chapter title scares me

Grian is online

Grian: the wat?

Grian: wait

Grian: EX don't break the 4th wall

IJevin joined the chat

IJevin --> Jevin

Jevin: HELLO EVERYONE

Grian: wha-

Jevin: wait

Jevin: wat the heck is this chat?

Grian: who invited Jevin????

Xisuma is online

Xisuma: I over heard hels wanting to invite them 4 some reason

Jevin: X???

Xisuma: yo

Jevin: wdym by hels?

EX: hey Grian?

Jevin: EX????

Jevin: wait

Jevin: who NPG?

Grian: yes EX?

EX: I saw NPG and Hels with TNT and Obsidian and Ended Crystals

Grian: O

Grian: ...

Grian: that's a bad thing

EX: uh

Grian: I expected rustic medieval house from them

EX: I mean- that would have been nicer?

Xisuma: so does that mean they're gonna hunt everyone?

Grian: 'fraid so mah friends

Grian: sorry Jevin, ur stuck with us

Jevin: all uh

Jevin: does this NPG look like u grian, but with a more metalic and faded red sweater and have a weird ear piece thingy?

Grian: yes

Grian: u saw them?

Jevin: they're heading to ur base grian

Grian: well that ain't good

Xisuma: O boy-

EX: I'm surprised we haven't brought wels here yet we have heels

EX: Hels*

EX: O mah Xelqua

EX: Auto correct officially hated Hels lmao-

Xisuma: ngl it does look similar in writing

Grian: lol

Grian: I'mma go deal with the idiots

Grian: brb

Grian is offline

Jevin: so uh

Jevin: may I learn bout this chat?

Xisuma: this place is pure chaos with a selected few allowed and where the Helsians can vibe

Xisuma: this also means we talk about random shenanigans like pranks on the other hermits

Jevin: sounds like fun ngl

Xisuma: ikr :D

EX: :D

Jevin: so like, the others doesn't know?

EX: some knows, but the second they heard Helsians r here, they opted out

EX: none of them know that it was Grian that made this chat even exist

Xisuma: yeah they assumed that EX made it and invited a few hermits out of spite

Jevin: wow

Jevin: so who is Grian counterpart?

EX: that's the complicated thing

EX: grian acts like both a Helsians and a Hermits to truly tell 4 sure

Xisuma: ye

Xisuma: NPG is originally Grian as a NPC

Jevin: that's confusing

Xisuma: it truly is

Xisuma: now I must go before Keralis banned me from my own Communicator

EX: L

Jevin: have fun

Xisuma is offline

Jevin:...

EX:...

Jevin: tell me blackmails

EX: :)

EX: hels actually wear heels, like, heels boots

Jevin: damn, don't blame him, they can stabbed people

EX: wait

EX: fr?

Jevin: how u not know?

EX: idk?

Jevin: bruh

Jevin: I'm just an Innocent slime

Jevin: that can choke someone if I felt like it

Jevin: or suffocate someone 4 that matter

EX: damn

EX: wanna bet who gets in trouble 1st?

Jevin: 10 diamonds it be Hels

EX: coward, 30 for NPG

Jevin: Deal

EX: Deal

Scar is online

Scar: 40 Diamond ore that it's both their ideas

EX: bring it on Elf/Vex Boi >:D

Jevin: :D

Scar: :)

Scar: u will regret making a bet against me

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Who shall win the bet? ( ̄∇ ̄)?

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