Hermitcraft chaotic Chat

The Rift + Co-Parenting?!

In the Secret Chat...

Grian: GUYS

Grian: WHO BEEN THROWING STUFF? 

Grian: LIKE

Grian: WHO LEFT TRASH IN FRONT OF THE RIFT

Xisuma: I haven't been near it since I had done the prompt Grumbot Prime wanted me to do

NPG: Wat has been happening when I been gone?

Xisuma: yes

Xisuma: There's a adoption war to whoever get Grian 

Grian: I already have a dad

Scar: WHO????

Tango: ^^^^^^^^^^

Grian: that's for me to know and 4 u all to find out urself

Grian: this is something only we get to know at the moment U_U

Scar: :(

NPG: I believe Ik who it is

Grian: Of course u do T_T

Grian: But srsly

Grian: There's a bunch of eggs, a fox and a something- both are very intelligent really, I feel sorry since they both been in the Rift for WEEKS

Grian: as well as other stuff and a note saying "Jimmy is a toy" 

Xisuma: Oh- Probably Lore with Empire SMP

NPG: It's not impossible to think that's the case

NPG: You did make the Rift a literal rift in the multiverse 

Grian: Hmm, good point, I did

Scar: Now I am confused

Tango: Same

Tango: Too much lore talk

Scar: Saids u

Tango: Hm?

Scar: Y go with Ice when u could have gone with soul flames?

Scar: Ur a netherborn and ur weak to ice :l

Tango: . . . 

Tango: Can't wait to finish Deck out just to make U suffer Vex :)

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Grian created the Hermit & Rulers chat

Grian: Hello Timmy :)

Solidarity Gaming: I hate u

Solidarity gaming --> Timmy

Timmy: NO

Timmy: WE R NOT DOING THIS AGAIN

Pearl: L

Sausage: u guys know each other in lore?

Timmy: Uhh

Timmy: maybe?

Grian: I visited 1k years ago canonically

Grian: Don't deny me

Sausage: ok?

Joel: I love to hear the sound of Jimmy getting bullied lol

Joel: this is lovely

Xisuma: Guys

Xisuma: u will not believe wat I discovered

Grian: u met my dad? /j

Xisuma: Yes

Grian: hold up-

Scar: HEH???

Scott: HOW TF

Xisuma: :)

Timmy; BRO WTF

Xisuma: we agreed to co-parent

Xisuma: cuz it actually makes sense

Scott: (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣ᴺᴼᴼᴼᴼ~

Fwhip: Scott y do u always have the fancy text?

Scott: yes

Scott: anyways

Scott: who is grian actual parent?

Xisuma: I can't tell

EX: BROTHER JUST DUCKING TELL US

Xisuma: NO

Keralis: Shishwammy, pls?

Xisuma: we made a agreement that we co parent, ur the other hermita parent remember?

Keralis: Ooh

Keralis: :D

Pearl: we will remember this >:(

Timmy; >:(

Timmy: we will in fact remember this

Grian: We survived

Scott:?

Timmy: O gods not again-

Grian: UwU

Fwhip; I'm confused?

Tango: same

Impulse: Grian is always confusing

Impulse: which is often

Mumbo: Yep

Grian: MUMBO

Grian:...

Grian: STUPID POTATO WENT OFFLINE

Scott: L

Martyn: Why hello there.

Timmy: GET TF OUT MARTYN

Martyn: but

Martyn: Lore? :(?

Grian: later :)

Martyn: joy

Tango: he left-

Tango: how he gets in is a mystery

Grian: it's Martyn, he's always a mystery, anyways, I got stuff to do so see ya

Xisuma: see ya later grian

EX: tell NPG he owes me a game of UNO

Grian: will do

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Grian: Dad. Did you actually agreed to co-parent with the hermits parents?

Dad: Yes, actually. It's for a good reason, I promise. I watched them long enough to understand that they are wonderful people to be your parents while I'm not with you.

Grian: I see, that's reassuring. It can be lonely sometimes anyways.

Dad: Yeah, now, tell me. What this about your friends in High School having a chat making it around like they survived something?

Grian: I have no idea anymore, it's fitting though.

Grian: Btw, when are you going to reveal yourself?

Dad: In due time.

Dad: Also, I think someone gave NPG gun again, he's chasing EX

Grian: Frick

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Hey look! Chaos!

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Wait, guest appearance of Grian dad?! Oh and Xisuma & Keralis, the Hermits parents, are Co-Parenting with Grian dad! :D!