Hermitcraft chaotic Chat

Grian, wtf-

In the Hermits and Rulers chat...

Xisuma: Grian. What the heck?

Grian: Hm?

Xisuma: Y do u have so much family???

Keralis: Shishwammy is right

Keralis: Y do u have so many?

Grian: Hmm

Grian: My Dad died, so I got adopted by his most trusted friend, but ended up not being able to stay with me much cuz, well, Reasons, so I eventually left High School and went to build a server with some friends my dad Agreed would be my caretakers (They're like, the super cool uncles  and such), then I eventually left, made my own server (TIMMY UR NEVER SAFE HAHAHA), then stuff happened there and I ended up on Hermitcraft with u guys

Grian: Which, btw, is my Very much ghostly Dad finalized stuff with you and my alive dad?

Keralis: Soon...?

Xisuma: This is too much to wrapped my head around

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Timmy: Fwhip broke?

Fwhip: HOW COMPLICATED IS UR FAMILY LIFE?

Grian: I got abandoned in Japan as a child

Etho: U too?

Grian: GASP

Grian: BESTIES?

Etho: Absolutely

Wels: Wat's a parent?

Hels: ^^^

Jevin: Wtf

Jevin: Wels, Hels, How r u here and how u not know?

Hels: To be fair, we never have much of a life per say

Wels: Grian invited us to the chat cuz he thought we be lonely in the other chats

Wels: Plus we genuinely don't know much about parents at all

Jevin: This needs to be fixed

Joel: I CALL DIBS ON ADOPTING

Scott: JOEL WAT THE HECK

Joel: CAN'T STOP ME NOW CAN U?

Grian: Joe could

Joe: Indeed I could if I chose to do so

Xisuma: Slowly but surely we hermits are the size of childrens or young teens

Grian: :^

Grian: I just like i can build complicated machineries but not very amazing redstone

Doc: Good point

Doc: How

Jevin: Can we get back to why Wels and Hels have no parents?

Hels: It wouldn't be impossible to think we never had them

Wels: Yeah

Wels: We just existed honestly

Hels: Well, u guys know I am here physically

Joel: Let's face it guys, Wels is a mystery 

Xisuma: Unfortunately, even I don't know anything of their past

Wels: :/

Scott: So, uh

Scott: Lore wise, Grian how did u know us?

Grian: I visited empires season 1

Timmy: O grian...

Joel: Oh dear...

Grian: Wat? 

Joel: If Grain first visit is canon, it been a whole thousand year since he visited then

Grian: 

Grian: Joel I hate u 

Grian: Y u do this to me >:l

Joe: Now my own question is how did your dad found you?

Grian: Saw me on the street, picked me up and boom, I'm adopted

Grian: Wat bout u Etho?

Etho: I got adopted by the wilderness

Etho: I think

Etho: I'm canadian and I got left in Japan of all places

Grian: British and was abandoned in japan as well

Etho: Bruh

Etho: Guess we got adopted by people in our own ways then

Grian: Yea

Grian: and I gtg, My dad callin

Xisuma: I still have questions

Timmy: How did we not know

Pearl: No idea

Jevin: Hey Jimmy ur place looks like toy story

Timmy: 

Timmy: I guess I have a electric blue slime to hunt

Jevin: Woops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Dad: Grian, What did you tell the hermir parents?

Grian: My life

Dad: Grian, I think you made them paranoid

Grian: Woops

Grian: Xisuma still don't know how to feel about me being Xelqua so

Dad: Grian.

Grian: Not all of the hermits knows I'm a God

Dad: Grian, do I have to come visit you myself?

Grian: No

Dad: then stop traumatizing people in the most unlikely ways

Grian: haha

Dad: also I have some bad news

Grian: that's not good

Grian: wat is it?

Dad: The White Rabbit is back and so is ur Biological Dipshits

Grian: WHAT?

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Bro, what could this mean? What are they up to now that they returned? 👀

And what do you people think of Grian family reveal? Complicated just like he should be.