Hermits Crimes

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Secret Chat

Grian: As promise we shall talk about our crimes

Wels: I certainly don't want to be here for that conversation

Grian: too bad

Martyn: do I count?

Martyn: since I'm not a hermit

Grian: nope, ur stuck

Grian: ur one of us now!

Martyn: darn it

Joel: it's not so bad

Joel: Skizz is the angel here

Skizz: actually, I did crimes as well

Joel: GASP

Joel: YOU HAVE?

Joe: NOOOOOO

Dadsuma: How could you commit crimes Skizz?!

Dadsuma: I expected everyone but you!

Dadsuma: No wait, that's a lie

Skizz: WAIT U DIDN'T HAVE FAITH IN ME?

Dadsuma: We don't really interact much, of course I wouldn't

Dadsuma: No matter how much everyone else loved you tho

Joel: What about me?

Dadsuma: Same reason as Skizz

Joel: Dang

Jevin: So, we gotta talk about our crimes?

Dadsuma: Just within this group chat, but yeah

Dadsuma: For once, I really don't want to know what the other Hermits have done at all

Doc: your afraid that they done more crimes than you?

EX: Actually, he doesn't want the other Hermits to know what crimes he did

EX: otherwise it would shatter their fragile acceptance of him being responsible

Doc: Oh

Doc: Well, fair enough I suppose

Doc: but wasn't that already gone?

EX: The hermits from season 1 knows and they don't really care as much as before

EX: granted, that's cuz back then X was more expressive and actually indulge in the chaos that

Etho: Doesn't he still do that tho?

EX: not like before

EX: he's being responsible about it now

Dadsuma: okay okay

Dadsuma: how about you shut up

EX: How about you make me shut up then?

Dadsuma: Aw, big mistake

EX: Wait

EX: NO

EX: HOW DID YOU GET HERE

Dadsuma: YOU FORGOT THAT I ALSO LIVE HERE

EX: SHIT

EX: UH

EX: LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS

NPG: Aw, what a entertaining show

Grian: DON'T DESTROY THE LIVING ROOM PLEASE

Grian: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE IT IS TO CLEAN IT UP?

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