In the secret chat...
Mumbo: where did u guys go?
Mumbo; it's lonely here and Vintage isn't the best company
Hels: Right, ur not in the Empire chat either
Mumbo: Empires?
Hels: Empires SMP
Wels: we're in it, but like, we're not physically there
Wels; we're still in HC
NPG: Grian turned the Hermits into short people, BDubs is still somehow a pixel shorter than he should have been
Jevin: I don't think even Grian have a explanation for that
Grian: Mumbo, Doc said that he needs someone to care for his tomatoes
Grian: be a bestie and handle that <3
Mumbo: Alright alright
Mumbo: I'll get someone to help me with it
Scar: MUMBO
Scar: THIS SMP INDUSTRIALIZATION IS SAD
Grian: Scar wat the heck
Scar: Grian is secretly short and throw able <3
Grian: what
Xisuma: No one is throwing anyone
Tango: ^^^
Tango: BTW, I think Lore wise, Grian and Jimmy knows each other, somehow
Grian: Timmy is never safe from me
Tango: Watched
Grian: Timmy is the Canary, something that I and Martyn Can't actually go against without a multiversal war
Xisuma; what?
Hels: heh?
Wels:????
Grian: ☆(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*
Scar: I sometimes for get Grian is kinda a God
Grian: Joel a God, so is Pearl
Xisuma: Pearl is a God on ESMP
Grian: She died in season 1 and became the goddess of Harvest, Sausage lore refer to her as their patron goddess and create the church towards her
Grian: Heck Sausage lore is so big that even I struggled to understand
Grian: I just made a bunch riddles loving jerks and wholesome beings that's Chat
Grian: Or rather the Watchera
Xisuma: This sometimes confuses me
NPG: Guys
Xisuma: ?
NPG: Grumbot just challenged us to do something
Hels: OOH?
Wels: :0
Jevin: O no
Jevin: this ain't good
Tango: pls spare our base
NPG: No
EX is online
EX: GUESS WHAT BITCHES I LIVE
EX: anyways
EX: WTF DID I MISSED?
EX: AND WHY IS THE MAJORITY OF THE HERMITS MISSING AND WHY THE CREEPY RIFT THINGY DEACTIVATED AND WHY THE FUCK IS NPG MAKING A RITUAL?
NPG: Incorrect
NPG: it's a shrine
Joe: To me ☆(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*
Joe: I'm Herobrine (≡^∇^≡)
EX: Y DO U NOT HAVE A BEARD?
EX: DID I MISSED OUT ON WITNESSING HIM CUT IT OFF?
Grian: u need a lot of context
EX: YES???
Tango: uh
Tango: Oh hey look! I got work, bye
Xisuma: and Tango just jumped off the cliff and flew away
Xisuma: and now I need to go cuz Joey not happy with me
EX: TF????
NPG: Ur over reacting
EX: NO, MY PHONE SLIGHTLY BROKEN, I CAN'T UNDO THE WHOLE CAPS ISSUE
NPG: Oh.
EX: YEAH. ANYWAYS THE PRANKS?
NPG: yes
Hels: TAKE ME WITH U
NPG: Get ur lazy ass off the couch then
Hels; :(
Jevin: ;-;
Grian: Don't cause severe destruction (≡^∇^≡)
Grian: Blame it on someone :^
Hels: :D
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And here they go, off to do their own thing while EX gets the context he needed. Mumbo is stuck caring for the Tomatoes though. Oh and tons of pranks will be waiting for the Hermits when they return.
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Hermitcraft chaotic Chat
FanfictionYes, This would be a Hermitcraft group chat, currently at the moment, it would be with Hermits I am at least familiar with to a extent. I'll add more to the chat as I go just cause yes.