𝐂𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐞 𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 (✓)

𝘾𝙤𝙗𝙞𝙚 𝙎𝙢𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨 [ 𝙛𝙡𝙪𝙛𝙛 ]

you and cobie reading thirst tweets.
I took the tweets from harry shum jr and matthew daddario doing it cuz I couldn't come up with my own and I don't have twitter so I can't look for any with cobie so.

you're an actor in the mcu and your character's name is kara cuz I said so. and your character is dating maria hill.

bold - thirst tweets

"Hi, I'm Y/N L/N," you said and looked into the camera with a smile before looking at Cobie.

"And I'm Cobie Smulders," she said. "And we're here with BuzzFeed to read some thirst tweets."

"From you, wonderful, thirsty people," you said and tried to hold in a laugh when you did. Cobie made it harder since she started to laugh. "She thinks you're wonderful too, but I think it's about the 'thirsty people' part. That's why she's laughing."

You handed her the can where the tweets were put. She took one out and read it out loud.

"It's a poem. Y/N L/N is a beautiful, talented, amazing, sexy, kind, honest, wonderful, massive hearted," at the word massive, you mouthed massive with raised eyebrows as Cobie continued. "human being whom of which I absolutely adore."

"Wow that was something. I don't know if I'm all that but I'll take it," you replied and Cobie chuckled. "I adore you too."

"You should keep it," Cobie said and handed you the tweet. You giggled and picked up a tweet from the can.

"Well damn, those heart eyes emojis, cold shower anyone! So damn hot, I swear it need a warning #mara," you said and giggled. [ mara = maria x kara ]

"Hashtag typo," Cobie said and looked at the camera. "It swear it. It's I. Read your tweets before you send thirsty tweets."

"When you write thirsty tweets you don't think about spelling," you said, waving the tweet back and forth in your hand. Cobie rolled her eyes and picked up a tweet from the can.

"Oh, all caps. SO BEAUTIFUL SO GORGEOUS WINS THE BEST SMILE IN THE WORLD OWNS MY WHOLE-" Cobie read but stopped on the word whole and looked at the tweet in shock before continuing, "OWNS MY WHOLE ASS HEART MISS Y/N L/N."

After she read that you were both laughing because Cobie stopped in the middle of the tweet.

"Now is your ass heart a part of your heart?" she asked and you threw your head back laughing. "Oh! My whole ass heart. Like the entirety of. Alright but I like my way better."

"You've never heart that saying like, my whole ass?" you asked and Cobie laughed.

"No. And I haven't heard one about me yet," she said and looked down in the can as you took up a tweet.

"Here we go," you said and held up the tweet. "Cobie Smulders really is a giant, who is all muscle and deliciously sharp curves and she's super sexy but she's also a super soft Angel who jumps in surprise from a dog's bark and laughs cutely while petting said dog, because she really is the softest and tiniest human. But- but you're a giant?"

"Apparently I am a walking danger," Cobie said while picking up a tweet while you laughed. "Y/N L/N is the most beautiful human being I've ever laid eyes on, with, who writes these?! her gorgeous face and that vein™️."

"What's a trademark vein?" you asked and laughed. "Veins aren't compliments."

"But what fucks me up is that- this is so conversational like what fucks me up is that she's also such a huge dork with a heart of gold and she's just so good. Like wow, she's really a work of art," she said and you took the tweet from her hand.

"Oh! They put the trademark aside. I thought it said trademark," you said and laughed.

"No, they put it there tm," Cobie said and you giggled.

Cobie handed you the can and you took up another thirst tweet.

"Jesus!" you started and Cobie nodded her head and whispered nice. "Personally handcrafted Cobie Smulders out of a huge block of sexy!" you finished and laughed. "You're handcrafted out of a huge block of sexy."

"Creative," Cobie said and you both laughed. She took up a tweet from the can. "Yo Mara is the shit fucking hell Cobie Smulders and Y/N L/N are both so HOT"

"Yo Mara is the shit!" you said and laughed. "Love that ship name for our characters."

"Not to be that person but isn't everything that includes Cobie Smulders in it automatically sexy?" you read. "Well technically yes, she is made out of a block of sexy after all."

Cobie laughed at that.

"I cannot believe, oh wait all caps," you said. "I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW UNBELIEVABLY GORGEOUS JACOBA FRANCISCA MARIA SMULDERS AND Y/N M/N L/N ARE. Period."

"Mara is really the only couple who can turn me into a mess with only a cheek kiss. What is it with other couples that are not doing it for you?" Cobie said and you laughed. "There are more couples, you gotta check it out. I know Maria and Kara is the best couple, because you know, it's true. But you gotta find some love."

"Y/N L/N why are you and Cobie Smulders both so hot?" you read. You shrugged and Cobie laughed. "Cobie has always been hot though. She's hot without any makeup and everything."

"Thank you, darling," she said and you giggled.

"How does Cobie Smulders manage to look cute and sexy at the same time? Explain this sorcery, issa meal," you read and Cobie furrowed her eyebrows.

"What's issa meal?" she asked.

"It's like, it's a meal," you explained it shortly and Cobie nodded, pretending to know what you were talking about.

"Okay let's go with this," she said and held up a tweets. "It's hot. It's sex. It's heaven. It's shipname," Cobie read with a smirk and you laughed. [ shipname = make one for you and cobie ]

"Last but not least. My heart *beats in shipname*" you read. Cobie looked confused and you started to do heartbeat nosies while jumping around it your seat.

"Okay stop it," Cobie said and laughed. Both of you eventually looked at the camera. "This was really something."

"It was fun though," you said and Cobie shrugged. "Come on! Admit it."

"Okay fine it's was fun," she said and you giggled, holding her arm. Cobie smiled before turning to the camera. "That would be it. Bye."

You both waved at the camera.

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