𝐂𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐞 𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 (✓)

𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙡

I just copied the 'blackhill' from my Scarlett Johansson x Female Reader 2 book. enjoy my fellow blackhill lovers.

ps; some are dirty

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Natasha: You know, 60% of the human body is made out of water.

Maria: Yeah, so?

Natasha: Mommy's thirsty.

Maria:

Maria: Now?

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Maria: When was the last time someone fell into your web?

Natasha: You did last night.

Maria: I said web, not bed.

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Natasha singing: Baby shark do do do

Maria trying not to laugh:

Natasha: Oh gosh, were you listening?

Maria: Yeah, keep going.

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Maria: You're in my seat.

Natasha: I was here first.

Maria: Move or I'll sit on you.

Natasha: Please do.

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Maria; Why are you looking at me like that?

Natasha: You were drunk last night and you were making out with a picture of me because you said you were too nervous to look at me.

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Natasha in a car: Need a ride, Hill?

Maria: Depends on what type of ride you mean, Romanoff.

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Natasha to Steve: Honey, do dreams have meaning?

Steve: Yes of course they do, babe. They show you what you secretly want. Why?

Natasha: *Having a dream of her making out with Maria*

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Maria: You're the most jealous girl I know.

Natasha: So you know other girls??

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Maria: My girlfriend can kick your ass!

Maria: In fact. She can kick anyones ass.

Maria: Even my ass.

Maria: And she has, many times.

Maria: It was hot.

Natasha just laughing with a proud smile.

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Maria giving Natasha silent treatment.

Clint: So umm...why is Maria mad at you?

Natasha: *sigh* I don't know, she won't tell me.

...

Maria: Nat muttered another woman's name last night in her sleep.

Coulson: No! Who?

Maria: Some homewrecker named Cobie Smulders.

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Natasha: I want to hear those three little words.

Maria: I love you.

Natasha: That's sweet, but try again.

Maria: Fine. I will behave.

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Maria walking into the compound, pouting, with a blanket around her because she's sick.

Natasha: Come on, Maria! Don't be such a baby. What are you, five?

Maria: Yeah. Five inches taller than you!

Silence.

Maria, realizing what she said: Nat, baby, I'm on death's door. Do not attack me.

Natasha: *looks like she's about to jump on Maria any second*

Maria: *throws her blanket at Natasha, covering her completely while running for her life*

Natasha: *running after Maria* You're gonna regret that!

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hope you enjoyed this.
I might make more.