Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

The Second Heist

Peanut and Farmer zip lined to the adjacent skyscraper that was the bank's roof while Rob was awaiting his transportation. The vehicle's tires screeched as the driver slammed on the brakes, thus signifying that they're in a hurry. Rob then entered the car ( bear in mind that, due to the disguises, the crew won't be able to distinguish who is who). "3 of a kind, that's us in the van. Let's do this.". "3 guys, that's it? "Yeah. Two guys on the roof; everyone gets a share. 5 shares is plenty, since this is considered as a welcome back party for Rob." . "6 shares as an addition, don't forget, this is for Rob.". "He still thinks he can sit this out and still take a slice. Poor bastard. Tell you what, I'll place a 50 just to show you guys that he isn't with us. "Rob is utterly astonished at his crew's opinions and is disappointed. He understands that the split is unfair but he did after all, manage the escape all by himself, so he therefore takes matters into his own hands. "I know why they call him Rob.". "Why?". " 'Cause he likes to steal things, like the rest of us." "Funny. I finally get the pun."

Rob: "Alright everyone, this is a stick-up so get down the ground NOW! I'm talking to you pal or do you want to some of this [pulls out some sort of gas grenade]. Get to where I can see and don't try to be the hero here. Think of us as you saviors. That's it, you see this guy everyone? Because he's moving so slow, I'm going to have to ask him to open his mouth." Civilian: "Please, stop! [ someone else trying to run]" Black: [ shot the runner in the back] If anyone tries to do the same, just know that there will be much more serious consequences.

Meanwhile on the roof... Peanut: "Here comes the silent alarm, and there it goes. That's funny, it didn't dial out to 911 but instead to a private number." Farmer: "Is it a problem?" Peanut: "No, I'm done here." Farmer then callously shot his partner. After grabbing the bags, he dashed downstairs to the vault and slowly yet steadily held and placed it into the vault door. Upon starting to drill, the door physically blew him backwards. Afterwards, ( still alive) Black entered the room with the bags to stuff the cash in. While working, Farmer: "They wired the vault with 6,000 volts and titanium steel , what kind of bank does that?" Black: "A mob bank. I guess Rob is as black as they say. Where's Peanut?" Farmer: "Rob told me when Peanut was done I should take him out. One less share, right? [chuckling to himself]" The vault door's wheel spun and clicking sounds are heard as it unlocked. Black: "Funny, he told me something similar." Farmer: Stop! No, no!" Black took one less life in the world and quickly stashed the money into the bags.

What was Rob's strategy? Answer: You have to think about how your actions now will affect you later; thinking ahead. Now, as for the rest, they have some "gifts" to unwrap.

Black: "That's a lot of money. If Rob was so smart, he'd have us bring a bigger car. [cocks his gun] I'm guessing Rob told you to kill me as soon as we loaded the cash." Rob: "No, no, no. I kill the bus driver." [a moment passes and a brief "lightbulb" occurs] Black: "What bus driver? I thought the bus would slow us down." Merely seconds after his statement, a bus unexpectedly backed up through the wall of the bank and caused the demise of Rob's fellow escapee. It was Igger who was operating the bus. Igger: "School's out, time to go. Who's that on the ground? Black?! Ah crap, didn't mean to. What's done is done; one less share right?" [while loading the cash into the bus] Igger: "That's a lot of money. What happened to the rest of the guys?" Just then, Rob hastily, heartlessly, and quickly shot one of his best friends on the leg. Igger then dropped to the ground whilst in pain. While loading the rest of the green into the bus, Igger manages to say a few words whilst in his agony, "Rob, what're you doing?! I thought we were pals but it appears to be the complete opposite. You bastard! How could you?" Rob: "Why didn't you bust me out of that place? Do you know what I had to put up with? Do you?! You had the money, you could've hired a guy but instead, you abandoned me as if though I was dead. You know what? I don't want an answer. Just keep what I said in mind and let me put you out of your misery." He then stuffed a grenade into Igger's mouth. "If the grenade drops, you go down with it.". Rob finished loading the cash, quickly entered the bus, locked the door behind him, and escaped his burden once more.