Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

Remarks & Twists

Well, you made it this far but you're probably wondering after the second heist, there's nothing else to tell, right? But there's just one more part that you should all be aware of...

"Oil rig, get up!" Declared Rob as if though he was an African king ( "Coming to America" Eddie Murphy, humorous) and once everyone was killed. "Wow. Everyone's dead, but what's done is done. Those bastards got what they deserved, not to mention the fact that we just scored millions. Woohoo!" Celebrated Oil rig. "I share your enthusiasm. Now, let's get out and I highly suggest you act like a sorrow black person; you were called Black for a reason. The cops should be arriving at the scene any minute now," he said. Oil rig and Rob entered the bus and successfully escaped, leaving with millions of dollars that should be invested in our debts, just saying. You're probably wondering how it was Oil rig all along that was with Rob and Rob was well aware of this the whole time. Well, allow me to explain: Igger was left with information regarding the death of Oil rig, it had to appear as something creditable so a funeral was held. The truth is that Oil rig was hiding when his crew escaped during the drug heist, thus causing the simultaneous arrests. Then, Oil rig developed the name "Black", so as to not expose his true identity to both the cops and you; the contemporary yet shocking readers. When they escaped prison, it was Oil rig's vehicle that they entered in and escaped with. During the second heist at the mob bank, when Oil rig was hit by the bus it cause minor injuries that he had to sustain (let's utilize our imagination) and Oil rig had to act as if though he was dead, to reiterate, to make the death look authentic. It all played out well in the end, considering the fact that two of the most notorious criminals faked one of their deaths and fled the crime scene without leaving "Trails of Tears" behind, other than their whole heist crew, which honestly was pretty provocative yet messed up, not to mention that this proves that they're both mad men. Hilarious but the 60s wouldn't comply with this narrative. Anyway, Rob and Oil rig then purchase a large estate and lived out the rest of their days along with whatever they please ( i.e. booze and expensive prostitutes and snorting cocaine through appalling places as well as taking "hits" from bongs, just to encapsulate the fundamentals) and they eventually join politics and thrive through bribery. There partnership was quite the subtle act, wouldn't you say? It played out fantastically and the utilization of their skin color assisted them tremendously. Gosh, now I want to get a bucket of black paint. Well, I guess this is how everything wraps up, doesn't it? On the contrary, there still are many tales and adventures to tell about this dynamic duo ( Blackman & Rob-bin). But where would you even look to begin?