Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

🖐️🏽🤔New Synop: Prefaced

*fueled by both Propel ( a subsidiary of Gatorade) & a YNK Original curated soumdtrack~ shii, I didn't build up enough hype.

Sup everyone, it's yah boi suospiff. Before you begin reading, I'd like to take the time to further detail my synop. Real quick, I wanna mention that you may get the wrong impression or idea of my work, feel persuaded to discontinue reading, etc from what I wrote in the following chapters. But I encourage you to keep reading because I want you to know that I am an ambitious yet cautious guy who defies society's traditional limitations.

Meaning, I like to take my time when it comes to writing story chapters to get the most satisfactory product ( often by taking week of contemplation and 'idea brewing' if you will. Something I definitely do not lack when it comes to so many possible outcomes with character arcs and just the narrative in general), as well as to deliver the best possible experience by exposing audiences to new ideas and infinite storytelling. I want the reader to reap their reward whenever they swipe up or scroll down.

You know, it takes a lot of time to develop ideas, especially in my more recent chapters. So I respectfully urge you to not get discouraged. To read with excitement and joy, with tears of sorrow and euphoria. I also do this for the fam & squad/ guys and gals; the audience. That and I wanna deliver a true-to-life, exhilarating experience to the reader to keep them on the edge of their toilet seat, what with the many narrative ideas I got floating around my subconscious ( think that's what you call it).

Tired? My bad. I also mention real quick, that some of the chapters that preceed are like from 2014-2015, so just read a couple of the beginning chapters & skip ahead bc I know it's a long book. So work yourself up, take deep whiff of that Vicks, and let's get it!

So without further ado from lengthy Paras that somehow impedes story progression ( idk wtevr), ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the long-awaited synopsis ( and I hope you enjoy Inglorious Impostor, as well as the rest of what lies ahead...):

Advisory disclaimer: The following contains content intended for a mature audience. So if you deem yourself as an individual who's "been through it all," then by all means... Reader's discretion is advised.

Rob, a hesitant yet ambitious criminal, is somebody who you can trust to get an odd job done while diligently making a name and gradually developing a reputation for himself in Darking, Liberty City, a morally corrupted state that is in dire need of something more than just political reform; he's street smart. However, he finds himself entangled in a drug heist going wrong, thus forcing him to surrender and get apprehended for smuggling and illicitly acquiring narcotics for an unknown "higher up."

While doing his time in prison and hoping to make up for his past, Rob decides to create a list of the people he should target, whilst starting off with a clean slate upon his release. He then discovers that there are major flaws in his plan that'll take an impact throughout his own progression later on, as well as taking a toll on various other factors. Before things get too hectic, he has to ask himself: 'Are my actions coinciding with what we believe to be truly moral or ethical just for the sake of feeling better about ourselves?'

"Is there another hypothetical route you can take rather than the simplistic of ways: the linear path?" And finally, 'Why the need for severity?' Rob asks these inquiries not just out of general curiosity and reassurance, but for intentions such as self-preparation and planning for other meticulous heists. So let us delve into the enthralling criminal experience of 3 very conflicted yet terrible people nonetheless, who may very well have different intentions altogether...

What the critics had to say:

"Captivating," The American Diet.

"Invigorating," Walter White, Breaking Bad.

"Devilishly scrumptious," Chris 'no body shame' Christie.

"This time, he's fighting for his life," Rambo/ Stallone.

"Inspiring and calm," Morgan Freeman.

"The truth is out there. In the meantime, does anyone happen to know what anal probing is?" Chris Carter, X-Files.

"Your top rated source for ever-evolving, slightly altered... news if you will," manipulative Fox News.

"Get your head into the cloud and 'jazz hands.' Also, am I just supposed to consider a synopsis as just an advertisement for not only the public, but for myself in case I happen to get lost while writing?," an author.

"This is the real deal, frequently being on the road and all, missing my wife. Luckily, this book acts as a replacement," The Globetrotters.

*Be sure to tune in every weekend, or repeatedly read the same lengthy chapter if I'm preoccupied with, oh I don't know, maybe life? I just thought a little sarcasm/rhetoric ( your choice), would liven things up. My apologies for the sluggish summary and I do hope you enjoy!

*A YNK Production, affiliated with O.K Studios.

So that just about wraps things up. Now before I go, I wanted to request something from you: a comment. I'm having difficulty coming up with an amazing song, soundtrack, or whatever it maybe to include in this chapter ( I like to think of it as a theme, something I will be discussing waay down the line in Chapters 70-79). I'm telling you what I said in the parentheses now reason being that, this is still considered a new chapter ( as of 9/17/16), and because you have so much to catch up on, I decided to take the liberty to give you some slack.

In official conclusion, be sure to comment with an awesome song title that, and I know I didn't mention this before but, something that signifies a grand entrance and establishes greater things later on through its own mesmerizing aura. Or, it could just be a really catchy intro song to something. I just want to give out the perfect vibe, if that makes any sense.

*Update as of a day later- I already found a song if you haven't noticed yet so thanks for nothing. Anways, allow me to introduce to you a magical place known as none other than Africa ( the continent, not a country folks). This was such a tough choice to make so I really hope you enjoy this, and what lies ahead. But who's to say that the song won't be subject to change?