Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

The Final Aiih

Not to be confused with the song up above but I'm bouts to gas two songs in a row. How do yah like dem rotten apples?

Onto official business, ahem. Let's go. First off DA boi cruisin' down DA street in his trike bike funna gas dis overgrown white boy attemting to spit bars looking like the one and only crackheaded Jesse Pinkman, continuing da punk rock bang your head tradition band even though its 2016. DA boi is stressed out and he wants to go back to the good old days and I get that, which is why I enjoy listening to this song. No hard feelings about this sesh, right? My apologies and it is a good song.

On the other hand...

What da bleep is dis crap?! Flick of da wrist boi yah hairline needs more than just a flick no wonder he flipped his hood. Boi looking like Notorious B.I.G! Iggwahs deez days trying to rap. I think the money just got to their heads... or should I say there wrists? Bling bling, funna get me grub on wit deez chicken wings. Hyah!

Before I leave though ( sorry about the length of the chapter but don't worry, there's more to come in due time out of my bleeping a spare time. ARRGH!), I'd like to reintroduce a familiar, incoherent, and ultimately, Jamaican vibed man. There yah go:

😂😂buh bye and a salute to the brave soldiers who died and the ones alive today demanding funds and basic needs! Nah, I'm sure they have some interesting stories to tell, like "back in 'Nam" or Guam and how homosexuality was a thing as they complain about what's wrong with society today and how the young are lazy and you could argue that these are different times and that they would've done the same thing if were actually born during our time. Angry old white men I dare say. And lemme tell yah something 'bout the whites, swear. So cocky and arrogant. I mean, just look at their history. That isn't to say all whites are bad, just allow me to ruthlessly rant.

Anyway, ahh America, a country primarily founded on annexed land, claiming everything to be their's even though they stole it from the Native Americans while also trying to get involved in almost every single bleeping thing! The country of thievery and slavery if you will. This arrogance, of course, transpiring many generations later by means of claiming that cultures are cool and then imitating it, mispronouncing the word 'chimichanga' ( I was watching an episode of Cutthroat Kitchen and this cocky you-know-who girl thinking she's going to win. I hate those types of girls, along with the uptight Christian ones. That was an obscure reference to The Office, which I am watching at the moment), ignorant in their ways, having a mindset in which Colombus discovered the Americas ( which he did not), creating Al-Qaeda and ISIS under Republican rule ( ahem, needless to say, ahem. Especially since the predominant race is white in the party. And it is a known fact, during the Cold War, the US government basically funded a terror organization and the CIA, ooo don't even get me started on them. Look it up people. Hyah, and it's funny, those willing to be patriotic about it and claiming to be happy as an American. They don't know what really went down, pssh.), and finally, the birth and social construction of political regions such as the Middle East.  In short, we accept to live with lies and that's perfectly fine but I'm just letting what DJ Khaled calls 'they' know that they should stop and think for a moment as opposed to persisting this type of ideology. Oughta be Marxist ideaology, arrgh...

But hey, what gives me the right to remind others of our history and true colours? Notice how I spelled colors like a foreigner, betcha find that funny animal crackers. Arrgh! No but I don't mean to be harsh, I just wanted to get this out of the way because it was bothering me, and having to witness the persistence of such vile things?! Couldn't live with myself. You know what else I noticed? I came through for you guys with the length of this chapter and that dumb people on the web can't take sarcasm as a joke.

On the never ending flip side, do brown people and black people mix? Let me know your thoughts on this or that or that of the fact as I allow Russell Peters to stick up for the oh so suppressed race dat dis boi flamed on dis day: