The duo fast yet furiously drove in separate Bugatti's, as if though they were fleeing from the fuzz once more... Along with their past. As they "escaped" to their destination, the clock's bell produced a gunshot and barking noise. "How unexpected.", said a civilian. Merely seconds after the pedestrian's input, a message in dark color and large font emerged from the shadows of the clock and it read: "You have found the first clue, but what more do you have to do?" . For some reason, this clue reminds me of the theme song of the Goosebumps TV show in which the letter "G" floats around a dog and a woman on a billboard and their eyes or face either turn yellow or the facial expression transformed into a constipated and joyless one, as if though they're being possessed. I just thought it was worth mentioning. More importantly, what happened to TV? Huuh, what a shame.
"What's that supposed to mean?", asked Rob to a random pedestrian. "Here, don't shoot!", surrendered the innocent civilian, unwilling yet bitterly handing over his wallet. He then inquired Black. "Well... Is it possible that the treasure is located right here in Darking?" , logically thought Black, out loud. "Of course! Romney said the Atlantic; this is the Atlantic Square! Voldemort and Detroit were just burned down avenues!" , light bulbed Rob. "Wow. All this brief time, the answer was right in front of us. That's it, we are going to apply to DUI ( Darking University International).", declared Black, stating that this is not only a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, but a prestigious college as well. "Right you are, my friend.", said Rob, rolling his "r's". "Now let's go plunder some treasure!"
The Atlantic Square also consisted of a large body of water, what a coincidence, right? So, Rob and Oil Rig purchased a diving bell. Utilizing the equipment they brought with them, the duo affixed scuba-diving gear to their skeleton-like figures along with a carbon monoxide tank. "1...2...kawabunga!!!" , shouted and chestily coughed the dynamics; replacing the 3 with 'kawabunga' because they don't know how to count. As they viewed the aquatic environment, they shot glimpses of the simply ingenious, beautiful, deep blue, immense, everlasting, crystal clear, unstable, mysterious, and wavy ripples and interior of Mother Nature ( not in a suggestive manner) of the vast sea. They then swim around the soothing waters to find [fanfare] the lost treasure of El Dorado. Similarly, the film from Dreamwork's was quite enjoyable. For lack of better words, it was a fantastic movie that brought you along an epic journey. Marvelous film. What happened to Hollywood? Why?! Curse you advanced technology that doesn't allow directors to unlock creativity and quality but instead, something heavily edited and, honestly speaking, badly written!
Meanwhile, "Igger yee, Gold Digger yee!" , gurgled Rob. "What fool?", bluntly inquired Black. "I developed an aquatic drug that's called Atlantis back at the underground lab of the ever-changing mansion. I brought 2 to test it out. Care to inhale?" , asked Rob, sharply exhaling the monoxide with lethargic intelligence and poking him with a bag of wet weed from the ones in your yard. "Let's do this!", yelled 'Rig as he retrieved a boom box from his pockets consisting of an engraved brand on the radio that read, 'Shorty' while inserting a cassette that first played Eye of the Tiger, corrupt commentary from the government, some SNL skits and Vines ( or pine cones, as I like to call them), and finally, Snoop Dogg's BUSH. To be relevant, the charcoals then inserted the tightly-rolled up paper, "Atlantis" into their dentist-deprived mouths ( desperately yet separately). The effect was similar to "Mellowness" but this happened in an instant , once it makes contact with your mouth and it made you feel like whatever aquatic creature you want to be ( or so your imagination tells you), an actor in an Old Spice commercial, in Fiji, and the worst scent of Axe ( haha, don't I mean 'Ass'?!) cologne along with everything appearing to be in dark blue and a shark consuming you whole. The result= total relaxation and freshness, that seemed like this little fantasy could go on for an eternity...
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Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return
AdventureThe following content is designed for a tolerant, but not limited to a knowledgeable audience. Reader's discretion is advised: Rob, a reluctant yet hesitant criminal, is the one who you can trust to get an odd job done; he's street smart. Dilige...
