Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

Brief Intermission ( A/N Time!)

AHHHHHHHH! YOU ALL FELL FOR IT!  Shall we get started?

Bruh, I was in tears after watching this vid.😂. He's all serious and stuff. His face looks like it's been tarnished with Cheetos. "Yuuge," HYAH! At first, I thought this was true. HYAH! Antwan ( what?! A black name and occasional white?!). What I meant to say was: Anyway, April Fools folks!

Welcome back beautiful ladies and handsome gentleman and thanks for tuning into the greatest chapter yet? Who knows, it is notorious, I can guarantee that much. Prior to beginning today's second therapy session ( at least, of point of reference. I've made this joke before haven't I? Of course I have. And if you haven't realized this yet, this isn't apart of the endless story. ), I'd like to take a moment to recognize the fact that I've achieved 9k views, but literally nothing but my own likes and comments as well as to commemorate you, the spectacular audience that clung on for years yet to come. Now, in regards to paying my respects, I wouldn't have made it this far if it weren't for you guys. You see, ( and this is the part where I take an unexpected emotional turn) I originally had the vision when I first started out on Wattpad, to provide the great people on this amazing service an authentic, true-to-life/realistic, satirical, humorous, courageous, bold, intelligent, unexpected, highly appealing, and ultimately dark ( when it's put into context it sounds wrong but I meant not your typical protagonist type of guy) tale all woven into one narrative. I could drone on and on but that would take precious time out of your daily lives, in which I want you to freely enjoy, no constraints whatsoever and no, I am not stoned. Basically, it's the perfect story.

Now, what I came to realize is that takes a lot of time and effort and dedication. What with an ongoing education and even everyday life interfering, that just won't be possible. But that's where I drew the line, how would you deliver such content whilst simultaneously attending to those things? Out of spare time? Not necessarily. You see, it's all about how you perceive an idea. Similar to when you show a nude photo of yourself to the world. It's social death, right? Exactly. And it's also about how it sounds. When you put it like that, it sounds like a drag, does it not? ( you could actually benefit from my word you know). You see, I strive to deliver the best of content because quite frankly, you guys deserve it and MUCH better than what's available on Wattpad.

Screw you and moving on, I went to go see Batman v Superman today ( 3-26) and man was it absolute crap. Well, that's what you get for hiring an unqualified American director ( ballsack-oops I meant Zack Snyder) who does not know how to craft a proper film consisting of quality, what we've come to expect by now. I mean, the plot is just out-of-sync and meaningless. Don't just take my word for it, look at what the rest of the critics have to say.

Moreover, I am pleased to announce the arrival of a new nation appearing in the demographics map today. A nation that fought for its language ( the only nation at that), a liberated country from the cruel yet wicked control of Pakistan ( and boom goes dee conveniently placed C4, specifically the quality and overall film of Batman v Superman), a colorful country, and most important of all... Where yours truly is from. And my apologies in general for the content but hey, that's what the content warning in the summary is for, as well for the sake of humor and quality control, something that movies nowadays/post-2012 apocalyptic films constantly dealing with death, as if that's not a surprise. But yeah, shocker.

In conclusion, I hope you've enjoyed the song ( I mean, if you haven't already, da bleep is wrong with thee?!HYAH, da cowbell in Dee background.) and I also hope you noticed that the song above the chapter title starting from "The New Year" up until now from here on out ( actually for every chapter but I'm mentioning this specifically because of the multimedia feature) acts as the theme for each chapter. Whereas additional videos and clips act as a "supplementary/enhancement/enlargement pill. To end the chapter ( and you thought that was the end?! Wait till you see what's coming up!), I'd like to call a special person up onto the stage tonight. So please put your hands together for...: