Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

Now You See Me, Now You Won't

Man, what a horrific week... what a horrific week indeed. Bdw, the title isn't to be confused with that magic movie with that Edgy Eisenberg ( as infamous in terms of his wrecthed acting as the one and only feared Heisenberg).

Welcome back everyone and my apologies for the long wait but, as you know, quality work takes time. Hope you all are free from any STDs and/or, but not limited to the Zika virus, in which one may suffer from hallucinations of Trump becoming the next African Golden Gorilla dictator when inhaling oxygen at a Trump rally.

Speaking of orange things and politics, are you guys aware that both Kasich and Cruz dropped out, and the Warriors are playing in the Playoffs AGAIN? Lock down defense is all you need to hold Curry, but who am I to judge? And as one might reply to such an offensive statement:

😂While we're on the subject of Birdman, I'd like for you to look up how he looks and the actual incident that, in fact, went down in the DM. On the other hand, I vaped. No surprise there. Though, one particular crackhead might argue the following:

The "antidote," meaning to retain the smoke while you-know-what ing. In all seriousness though, Trump started out as joke, and now look where we're at. He's going to become the Republican nominee people. AHH! Man, from rap songs to politics, everything is just... falling down, for a lack of better yet suitable words. And though older people would've been stuck doing the same thing we're doing now if they were born in Generation Y as they brag about how good the past was, we have to really think about how our actions impact others. As we're seeing everyday, Trump continues to grow. We need to stop both this and climate change by reducing our carbon footprint and harmful human activity.

This shouldn't be a political issue. Scientists even say so, and if you're going to believe someone as idiotic as Sarah Palin, go ahead but be wary of actions because again, actions do have an impact. And with that, I feel the need to bring up anti-Sanders supporters. Screw you fools. Sure his ideas may seem unrealistic but he knows what he's doing, he's preparing us to be half-baked for the rest of our lives, as well as preserving and maintaining the economy and improving our "crumbling infrastructure." If you really think about all the things he's doing, then trust him because what he's saying is true... plus he's Jewish. For instance, it is true that our infrastructure is falling apart. I mean, we're lagging behind other countries in terms of implementing technology to make our everday lives even more easier as well as our military. And though he plans on spending a lot, it's only going to be beneficial and the investment just might cover for his substantial increase in hair loss...

Moving aside from politics, man, are you pumped up/funna get turnt this weekend with Rob and Black?! WOOHOO! But prior to beginning so suddenly and as with current tradition, I have some crap I am obligated to share with you ( by Wattpad's established yet broken law and regulations system at the far most), which includes some fam drama ( i'm just going to leave that at that) and... imaginary drum roll please, I am now an Android user! As of now, I'm using the water-resistant ( guess Lil Wayne did prove me wrong in his commercial, the title bearing the elongated word "WHAAAT!")! Gotta say, it is a big step up from an iPhone but... it was worth it!