Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

Reasons

You're probably wondering how on earth Black could pull off such an ingenious scheme and how it could be Black. Well, it's quite simple.

You see, if you kept the fact that the lost duo were rich in mind, I wouldn't have to write this chapter (and like so, I appreciate those that did bear that fact in mind) in the first place.

Now that we got that out of the way, Black had an armored vest and they were both wearing helmets that were bulletproof (colored reasons, ahem). So, Rob unknowingly shot Black in the head (minor wound), chest and leg (although, he did sustain a temporary yet fatal wound in his Achilles' Tendon and upper ligaments/muscles, ouch).

After Black was left for dead (and horrified at the explanation of how Rob turned to a life of crime), he obviously endured severe pain. He then removed some of his gear to swim up to the surface and barely made it into a local hospital (assuming that a mermaid/man-maid dragged him to shore and either treated Black his/herself or told him, it's a possibility).

After getting treated for his mental abuse and recovering from fatal wounds that should've killed him then and there, Black demanded an explanation and wanted revenge. While doing research back at the mansion (prior to Rob coming back, which wasn't a worry at the time), Black came across an audio file on Rob's computer bearing the title "Black= crime spree; assassinate".

[audio file played, static feedback]
"Sl-ave, take o-out the one you call a friend and dispose of his burnt/disgusting corpse. That way, we can split it 2 ways. More for us. Igga, gigabyte, order me some fried chicken.", stammered and croaked Romney, whip cracks clearly heard in the background.

Wanting to learn more, Oil rig also discovered a document consisting of a heist at a jewel store, a step-by-step and thought-out procedure. A few minutes later, Oil figured out that it was a "Help Wanted" sign with a phone number reaching out to Cinnamon ( a date/location for the heist was also on the sign and he installed mini cameras with mics within the mansion).

4 years later ( Black having an extremely thickened black beard, a spray tan using the world's darkest "color" ( I'm not even sure if it's even supposed to be considered as a color, hence the quote), and a haircut (he shaved his head bald and moved into a nearby luxury$ hotel where he met another one of his kind, it spawns quickly like an infectious virus, I know, named Bama.), Rob posted the sign and Black and White/Bama immediately applied for the job.

After the heist, Black stole some money from Rob and began plotting his inventive yet invasive terrorist plot that required needs coincidentally. "Easy. I'm obviously going to get hired for the next job, I compromise the plan and steal whatever they have in mind for myself and follow through the end of their plan and order transportation. Then, I'll drive to Kokomo and examine the prototype of the drug, make enhancements to it, plot his assassination, and build my own house of cards", wickedly said 'Rig. "Knarly bro. But where'd you go?!", surrendered Bama.