Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

Paradise & Unorthodox

"Butler, clean this mansion immediately! I don't want to see you without cleaning supplies until everything is spotless. And if you wouldn't mind, 'course you wouldn't, make sure everything is in its finest condition.", barked Rob. [Butler's toupee flies off] "Will do sir, but you have to stop treating me like your own kind", calmly said the butler. "I will do nothing of that kind, but I will continue to shout like Morgan Freeman!", ignorantly said Rob. "Excuse my kind manners. Allow me to take your coat. Please, make yourself at home.", said Rob. "Stop acting like a lonely creep and let's get down to business (not to the heist, it's overwhelming, I need time)!", Cinnamon said. "You're right. I'm acting like a complete fool", admitted Rob. "I loathe out loud realizations, it's irritating. Keep it to yourself. Jeez!", bossily said U. "Stop nagging you bum!".

Rob then turned on the jets of spacious jacuzzi with a simple twist that overflowed the tub with soapy bubbles, but the fragrance produced the perfect aroma. They both enter the jacuzzi. Rob pours himself the usual (whiskey with ice and other substances) and U made a fruity alcoholic beverage, haha. Rob first offered her Mellowness, they clinked glasses and exchanged lighters. Next was Atlantis, they had to go beneath the oddly deep jacuzzi to take the hit. Man, was it intoxicating. They then engage in yadda, and let's just say, the pleasure was all there's. Man was it passionate and at a remarkable pace, at that. Next was the buffet in which the couple (to early¿) devoured nearly every international and national delight the chef made. What a feast it was. After that, the hot tub. The banging and "doinking", needless to say, created a crack and a circular dent. It certainly was a pleasure for Cinnamon though. The hot, bubbling suds. Haha.

"These past few days have been a blast.", admitted Rob. "I'm glad to be your partner in crime and to have met you.", U said. "Hey! The man's supposed say that, but whatever. You too, you too.", slowly said Rob like Alan Rickman (Professor Snape). [Clapped and cracked his hands and fingers] "Okay let's repeat this process for about a month or so, live out our days in luxury and relaxation and desire, lose tremendous amounts of bodily fluids, and get down to business within the next month", said Rob. "Well, let's not waste time and get to our business", said U, again, haha ('cause "our" should've been in italics and the innuendo as I laugh like Butt-Head.).