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Kokomo Arkansas

Ahhh. A southern state. According to this video, Kokomo sounds like a place where you would want to go, excluding the southern whites and climate all the while (poor Black). Anyway, Oil rig finally reached his destination and followed through with his plan. First, he bought his own private estate, designed specifically for his needs. Second, he had some scientists, sorcerers, hoodlums, scumbags, Kanye West, and NBA players examine and enhance the prototype and its various effects to create something so unique and mind-blowing that you had to "experience it to relive it". It took him a few weeks to a year, tops, in order to perfect this useless and harmful narcotic.

"I hereby declare the name of this product to be called: "Stolen Byproduct". There... finished at last. Okay, here's your split. Thank you for your assistance and usefulness and expertise (which isn't very... Educated or detailed... As of right now) in stealing and being valueless to society. You may leave.", demanded and dismissed Black.

Black then asked one of the remaining scientists to duplicate the drug, for the sole purposes of supplying it to retail stores and testing or some for himself. "The drug is ready, you knuckle-headed, bio waste stature (physically as well), abuse-of-freedom, ignorant, invisible (imagine a taxi driver passing by a black guy), loud-mouthed, morbidly obese, thinks-he's-all-that (Imagine a bowling alley and two men are having a conversation, one is black and the other is white, obviously. So, one says that he feels the satisfaction when a black bowling ball strikes down the self-righteous (superior) white pins and the white guy is like he doesn't blame them for acting superior because the black ball was uninvited in their neighborhood and black guy replies by stating that the black ball didn't do anything wrong. You can pick it up from there.), jobless/drug dealing (your dream job as a kid), shouldn't be living in America because you have no opportunities with us (also referring to the United States as well), disease bringing/spreading, jerkwadded , snot-nosed, arrogant, stubborn, traitor, exhausting, liar, deceptive, selfish, pompous, self-centered, ghetto-acting (Scenario: two guys arguing about something bad they did. "I mean, what kind of man would I be if I just ran from the situation altogether?". "A black guy of course."), trashy, filthy, sucking on the rich blood of America headed, worthless, piece of junk, sophomoric, potty-mouthed, idiotic, destroyer of America with a huge hole on the back of his head, clucking chicken (also your favorite food when deep fried or raw, but you don't care), careless, thug-life to be, does not deserve to be treated with respect , an alien, indecent, obnoxious, predictable, should be referred to as "you people, shady, Oreo, and/or sketchy", most likely going to end up on the streets or in an alleyway or simply robbing people because you're struggling (same with slavery, which should be reconsidered) mentally and as pleasure, counterproductive, always producing fear in the atmosphere, always armed and causing violence/the downfall of a well-assembled society/breaking news, worthless, easily offended, low-life that's going to end up working at fast-food restaurants and playing a saxophone and begging for change and cleaving on dust out of misery, musty, unprofessional, no future, rapper who is going to rap about his struggles in life and the usual trash talk and incoherent nonsense with one simple beat of a snare drum (it's not even music, no wonder only a certain kind listens to that crap, believing in Black Jesus and such), lower class, the cause of films that are an absolute disgrace to watch, all-guns-blazing -'cause -I-demand-rights, equivalent to spit and spats, hopeless, punk-headed (imagine if the Harry Potter series consisted of a black protagonist. I know what you're thinking. It wouldn't have gained the success it has today.), glorified because of your "uniqueness", not even worth messing with due to the fact that you have no future anyway and all the bad stuff you say will just come back right at you and bite you in the bum and it signifies who you are as a person and what your life is like, disbelieving, phony, mentally disturbed, dirty, ought to go to jail and earn a a good old-fashioned beat down, moron, junkie, chump, typical, addict, bandit, frustrating, extremely irritating/bothersome/every synonym that comes to mind, ought to get to taught a nice lesson by yours truly, coward, disgusting, shameful, should always be held accountable/blameworthy, deserves to rot in prison, tiny brained, slow, seller/developer of every narcotic known to man, deserves to be known as the n-word, derogatory, there are few black baseball players nowadays because they're always stealing bases, testicle headed, stinky (imagine a parent calling in a drivers Ed instructor and an actual teacher for their homeschooled kid, two guys come in, both wearing a shirt and slacks and one is black and the other is Asian. The parent accidentally thinks that the Asian guy is the teacher but in truth, it's the black guy. [I'm laughing, barely able to manage a word] Y-you d-didn't expect th-that, did y-you? Haha!), a minority that caused the "no guns/cigarettes allowed signs", the typical angry black guy, no life, as insignificant as an atom/ant (imagine a scenario in which Kermit the Frog is in a southern state and he has a shotgun and is sitting on a log in a river. [Black guy rowing boat towards Kermit for his question], "Excuse me sir, do you know where Louisiana is?", Kermit: [cocks his shotgun] "Haha! Where did you come from, where did you go? In all serious, it's back where you came from."), uncivilized, indocile, uneducated, defiant dirtbag, an outright dick, brat, implorer, and overall, a piece of indescribable garbage, and yes, we hillbillies have derived advanced words from certain books and holes (not the kind you dig through, well, it can also be considered as that but I find it utterly impossible to explain it in words on how a human would perform such a sinful act).", intellectually lectured one of my favorite characters, as of now. "Wow. That's pretty harsh, but I guess I kinda deserve it, considering my lifestyle and how I act.", replied Black. "Son [flapping his tongue and producing oceans of saliva and crunching into a succulent, seed/bug infested, juicy watermelon], you betta have learned how to function in not only these parts of America, but the whole gosh darn country itself. Now here you go son, there's just a chunk of methamphetamine, if you don't mind, in order to "spice things up and get rowdy like a dog who got done bitten by a raccoon and infected with rabies". I'd highly urge you to ululate.", roared the hick. "I'll er... Keep that in mind and utilize it when I get the chance.", whitely said Oil Rig. "Boy, you betta get yo tail ova here and bend over. Then you'll see who'll be going "take me to the ER!! Er...". Little rat. Go on BET and apply for a real job, I dare you boy. Funna get my 1-round shotgun and bust a move in dis joint.", offensively/incoherently/blackly yet factually and accurately said a beloved character.

-And that is a wrap, ladies & gentlemen! As mentioned above and beyond, the effects of this drug are too strong to describe in one chapter. So, I'd highly recommend putting on a gas mask, rebreather, inhaler, whatever you have to protect yourself from: "Stolen Byproduct". See you later, funkagator. Arkansas, here we come!