"It is has come to my attention that there are three criminals that are African-American. Now these criminals are starting to jump the borderline, haha and **** you Rodriguez, by impacting our economy and ultimately lowering it to devastating prices and reducing the amount of currency produced along with neutralizing big corporations and minimizing the transfer of the greens. I could yap about all the issues but I gotta yak off. Anyway, as president, it's within by budget and duty to stop these bastards. Normally a president wouldn't talk like me but hey, I'm a douchebag from the south. [chattering in agreement and coming to their senses] I have a reliable source; my brother, Donald Trump and he says that they're hiding out in a private estate just off of Discreet Ave planning to hit the Federal Reserve. Obviously we can't allow that to happen. We gotta tighten up security and NSA surveillance and make drones clearly visible. We will not let these punks turn America into Russia or a Middle Eastern country. Those bastards'll pay for what they've done ....". [bang and door unlocks] "Ah shit. Ahh! What the hell?!" [intruder shoots senator with a blast of a shotgun, wearing mask, a black suit concealing each and every inch of his/her body. Scars loosely strewn on body. Hollow figure, muscular, hooded, faceless] "Surprise mothercensors! Don't be alarmed. If this ends like its supposed to, all of our lives'll be easier. Now GET YOU GODDAMN ASSES ON THE ****** GROUND!". "Who are you and what do you want?". "Me?! Never mind my identity [cracks head and it loosely spins around, flesh burns away and head ablaze with fire]. Think of me as... A burning man from a twisted place called Hell. As for what I want, well, let's all worry about our lives first. You move and every speck of this place blows. I'm just made of ashes so it's not affecting me." [throws each object aside and spots Romney. Romney attempts to run away but he was too late. The intruder grabs hold of him, snaps his neck, and burned his body to a crisp and it drops to the follow with a loud thud; a pool of blood.]. "As for the rest, you... saw...nothing.", shoots each senator with a knife-like piercing yet painful bullet [slits each persons throat and vanishes out of thin air, leaving nothing but a pile of bodies behind]. The White House then explodes into bits of bodies and specks of dust and Romney is finished for good.
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