Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

C10: Double & Magic🔥

What a year, and what a long break. Coming back from a departure, I feel like the comeback king ( I honestly don't know who that is). How long has it been? Like a couple months, to you or rather to myself it must've felt like a year. Need not fear peasants, or rather equal bystanders ( out of both fairness and compassion. Big words, I know. Sometimes, even I experience a partial understanding of things because of confusion. There it is again, my apologies. #anotherone #vibes #djksnapstakeatollmentally). I am here to once again commandeer the reigns of this bumpy, epic, and final ride. Well, not final but- you probably don't get the picture ( see what I did there? As opposed to saying, 'you get the pic/idea'- Lol, just realized the vagueness there. I'll clear the 'final' stuff up below. Ahhh, oxymoron). But yeah.. pulled the ol' switcherooney on yah. Jeezwahz ( a derivative of Jesus), it's about to be 2017 and I'm still using these old phrases. Time to modernize yourself English, yah hear me? Idk, randomness at its finest.

Now, you may be wondering why I took so long. Or is this going to be the last chapter in the chill series? Or when is the bleeping ( yeah, I said it) story going to resume? To answer your questions ( and to wear your patience thin)... No comment, writer's block and education/time ticking life. Finally got a chance to watch Inception ( I know I'm late), and jeezwahz was I somewhat ( mostly 'cause of confusion) mind blown. "A dream within a dream," said the chubby ( it be cool tho) chemist whom I happen to share the *whisper* 1st something with. But holy crap, what a journey this movie took me on. I mean, just the sheer scale of the movie ( it's complexity and stuff), to the soundtrack and silenced gunshots ( it gives a sense of class to killing a person, if that morally justifies your wrongdoings). Made me think, stay up late, and research the science and reality behind it. In short/basically, the after effects of a similar situation when I watched Interstellar ( when I saw it on Hulu, lol).

Creed on the hand, after I finally got a chance to watch it, along with a couple of foreign ( Hindi to be exact) wrestling films that you probably won't be getting around to see because you're either xenophobic, unaware, or afraid of stepping out of your boundaries once in a while ( it's okay though, I understand. No worries, sometimes I feel the same way too. I'm trying to create a bond here, because what lies ahead might destroy it).

In other words, what white people ( the stereotypical southern kind, with the exception of the cultured, educated ones that hold a subtle bias. Don't worry, some Republicans- whoa, that was uncalled for. Seriously though, that isn't to say that all Hershey Vanilla's are bad. I've met some good and strict ones, mostly because of their- ima stop myself from taking too far of a step. Point being, don't be offended by what I say. After all, take a look at your guy's history- excluding some portions, but mostly the inventions and stuff) classify as "them Indians," when there is, in fact, a racial difference ( I was talking about the word foreign if yah got lost. Long paragraphs, I know, but that's what digital communication has come to now. Especially with GFs, am I right? Nah, I don't mean to objectify women who appear to be irritating because of your kept distance and dark secrets. Be open and speak partial truth my friend, respect is key ( I'd suggest couples to visit DJ Khaled for counseling or therapy😤😂💀). Anyways, back to what I was saying: I was gonna say barrier instead of difference. But then I realized how divisive that sounds because division is something that America is struggling with at the moment. I may go into detail about this, I may not. Who on earth knows anymore, am I right readers?), when offensively referring to either one. The first one being ( the term Indian I mean. jeezwahz, so many parentheses. I don't mean to add on, this does have a purpose you know.), of course, Native Americans.

Phew!!😥😧. With this last rant of 2016 out of the way, let's finally talk about Creed, as well as those wrestling movies ( don't wanna discredit them after all that). Creed, first of all, is a continuation of the Rocky series ( which, by the way, is what inspired me). This inspiration, along with Sultan & Dangal ( to wrestle, I think is what Dangal means. Looks like dangle, I know crackers. I be aware. But don't be so quick to judge because it was an amazing movie ( I mean, the humor and story were just spot on), what with Hollywood La lagging these days. That wasn't a typo folks, the pun there was a reference to the critics rating of the movie La la Land, as well as Hollywood itself lagging in it's, how shall I say... Imitation game. A combination of the 2 if you will.), gave me energy to train these past few days. Like, I am willing to do what it takes bruh, no matter what ( I mean, I had the drive, but it was dwindling what with the probs of life. Smh and sigh). Maybe a minimal diet change but other than that, I'm freaking hyped/pumped ( /= a choice given to the reader)! And it wasn't just because of the movies ( Sultan was about a retired wrestler who gets back into the game I think, whereas Dangal and Creed were respectively about the oppression of women in society and a father who starts to train his daughters for wrestling after seeing their potential ( was talking about Dangal. Similar to inception, I'm gonna justify the parentheses in parentheses with the Inception dream quote... Case closed). Creed, was about a young niggwah orphan who was the son of a famous boxer. Thinks he's born to fight, Balboa takes him under his wing for training, blah blah blah. I did shed some tears in the end with Creed for some reason. In short, I'd highly recommend these movies and I can guarantee you this: you won't only gain inspiration, but energy and enlightenment as well ( vague, boring, or weird stuff I presume? Yes, I prevented that thought prior to the idea forming in your mind! Technically, it already did form but- Hmm, I wonder if I just performed remote Inception. Whoa!).