Haha, tricked yah again. I like these chapters ( I don't. "Why would I say it then?" Read the "Screw You" chapter to receive your exclusive answer!) for some unknown reason. As opposed to sticking with an actual storyline, these chapters seem to be more engaging. Basically, the song chapters, including this one, acts as a bite-sized piece of the "pizza" for the audience to consume.
Anyway, let's get down to business ( drug dealing, to be not worried for you Latinos out there with short women ever since your beginning of adolescence. Cans attached to your car with strings as you attempt to flee away and illegally get married whilst driving through a large whole in a fence. For Brits, your teeth). Everyone's favorite white guy who can somehow spit bars like your average know-it-all black negro ( negro itself¿), including myself surprisingly. Ever since 'Thrift shop' and these testicles in a women's mouth came out, this guy, I mean this guy, is just downright astonishing, similar to white people caged in a zoo ( douchebags included). His somewhat of a foul mouth, take a couple of factors used in African-American hip-hop extraordinaire songs, and the spittin' bars part is equivalent to that of your average "hip-hop" artist, except he brings his own originality, which I like. Original things, not the overly- cliché crap you see on Wattpad. Holy Wap! Is this book an idea (s) that has been repeated too many times to a point where it's not even worth it?! NOOOOOOO!
Haha, mopeds and the photo that proceeds the photo. Since I somehow happened to bring it up, that's actually me, with a cleanly shaven face and all. But it grows back fast, similar to how those debt relief commercials and stuff guarantee that they'll be able to get you money fast, regardless and absent-minded of how they retrieve it. But uhh... Yeah. That's my face, wearing a black shirt obviously ( representin' as contemporary America prefers it said). Me face, scrunched up to look like a butt-chin and so... Smooth. I just wanna tough myself, so irresistible. Maybe if I go downtown?😂✋🏿🔫💰🏃🏿😭
-Masterpiece®. All chapters written on iPhone 5S. Point Place, Wisconsin. 👌🌱 ( That 70s Show. [ rock guitar strums and echoes. "Hello Wisconsin!" Said one of the many dope heads from the show. "America, you're a dumbass!" Red Forman and FOX news ( read the summary)]
Table of Contents= "What's my beef with black people? Primarily, refer to 'Kokomo, Arkansas', along with the entire book and American History."
PG-13= Macklemore & Ryan Lewis. See what I did there? Well let me explain. In recent news/chapters, I rated each chapter with an MPAA rating based off of certain things/judgement of skin color. The pun ( similar to Rob and Black's and possibly U's nickname), which is intended, is that for every black person/thing I frequently mentioned, that chapter automatically earned itself an R rating ( "Life of a Mack" kinda pushed the boundary, thus provoking the NC-17 rating). Now with this chapter, since Macklemore is white, things are a bit toned down. Let's just end the chapter by saying this: it's a high PG-13, similar to the excellent film of its kind, 'The Dark Knight'. Marvelous and to this day, I still rave about it. As for you America, goodbye and I hate you! Oblivion, corruption, extinction, has brought us to a downfall. You failed me America.
-Frequent usage of America= Bernie Mac was the show. Bold and underlined text, that is for you to figure out.
*UPDATE¡¡* UGGH MACKLEMORE WANNABE RAPPER WHITE SEATLE TRASH FLAME SESSION SMOKE FROM MKX REFERENCE TO MK SERIES. HUH¡¿
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