Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

Chill IV/C4

You ever think about this world, and what lies above? How people perceive the world in different ways by  a mere description? What mankind did in the past to allow for a brighter future? How if one day, some retard does something stupid like make a zombie, a nuclear apocalypse, all hell breaks loose, scarcity of food, etc. and how survivors ( if there are any. I mean, for all you religious folks ( and I respect the heck out of that!) out there, the day of recompense/resurrection/judgement rings a bell, right? Its basically when the world ends ( like how all these movies continue to persist in making post-apocalyptic, dystopian, and obviously terrible and horrific movies? that mentality though, we need a revolution...) basically, if that were to happen, well that brings up the obvious question, what would happen? Said the Twilight Zone narrator, HYAH ( IMAGINE AS IF THOUGH I'M EXHALING WHEN SAYING HYAH, TRYING SAYING IT THEN!)! Would they then repopulate or what?  With all these questions, which one deems logical and realistic and ultimately, true? Now there's your ultimatum, series of questions, and mind-bending questions. I mean, the list goes on, wouldn't you say ( this last question being the joke)? Here to play me out is the Ping Pong orchestra everybody, please give them a nice, warm round of applause.  You know what I would kill for right know? A fat, juicy ass ( a donkey that produces milk when milking it's teats) and some pussy ( -cats. i mean, just the sight of them, so pleasant and scrumptious. I'm talking about how cute the cat is and how we tend to abuse domesticated animals of course. What?! Would you rather want dat ass tho?). These series of questions brought to you by Interstellar, which not only enlightened me but made me think? As a black person explaining the above in laymen terms: now see what had happened was I just watched the movie on Hulu while hanging ( aiiih, the new Netflix and Chill is the even newer Hulu and Hang!). The feds then obviously replied while apprehending one of many suspects, clearly picking the wrong one: save it for the trial buddy!

Moreover, ahhh, the day before 4th of July.  A day in which people lose their freaking minds by lighting fireworks even though the day hasn't even come yet, reluctantly ignoring the safety warnings in the news even though yah know its bound to happen ( i.e:), blowing yer arm off, putting a hole in your chest, having no clue as to why I still have 16 views in the Chill III chapters, etc. ( bdw, did yah catch the obscure reference in this chapter's title, 'C4?' 'Cause-cause it's 4th of July and the whites go crazy then relapse? Forget about it.).  A day in which we celebrate with our mouths rather than our brains, this truly is the America that we've been accustomed to and fought for ( it wouldn't be just if i weren't to mention the phrase 'sex-craving/deprived nation.'  Now there's a little something to chew on). And now ladies and gentlemen, as with any or most holiday-related chapters, a little bit of tea ( you'll figure it out) and tradition, along with the discussion of the recently reenacted proposal of the Declaration of Cancellation, without any order whatsoever. Let us begin, shall we?

Brexit, what you may come to know as what's trending on Facebook, is really like someone's inauguration day this November. #I'mwithher ( I was actually talking about Trump but I'm not trying to talk about him as much. YOU know exactly why), #whythebleepareberniesupportersgoingovertotrump? In all seriousness though, I'm sure you've all heard of the UK deciding to leave the EU because, number 1, they ( and by they, I mean animal crackers. Don't hate, appreciate. Just spreading the love people. I mean, isn't that what Deadpool wanted. 'X gonna give it to yah uh.' Haven't even seen it though. Lolsies!) didn't know what the bleep they were voting for. Instead, talking about how they wanted to be free and stuff like that. I don't know go look it up.

Secondly, dem cwackers wanted to 'drive those bloody foreigners out of their country.' You already know what's going to happen people. First up, what's their to be proud of if you're living in the UK anyway? A monarchy and a dumb queen who can't handle issues like these. You wanna talk about being proud, let's bring up the sport cricket, you bleepwads. Yeah, I'm sure you claim to be proud of inventing it ( which you really didn't, like come on now. France basically did, but hey that's just the WIkipedia in me), even though I bet you have a lousy team, along with most of South-Asia playing the sport and actually dominating it, like King James in Game 7. WHOOWE, NELLY BOI WAS RIGHT, IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE! So I mean, you can't even say its yours now, regardless if its historically accurate or not. But hey, this is coming from a fairly brown ( not Hershey's type) person so what the bleep would I know, right? I mean, that isn't to say I wouldn't ask you the same because of the idiotic decision you made and the situation your savior known as the Parliament put you into. Oop, another firecracker by your kind most likely. What are the odds of that?