Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

Axel's and F's

"Okay. So there's this contact of mine named Axel F. (what a coincidence, right?) And he needs to get his hands on some highly classified data located within a research facility that has some pretty tight security within it. Now, we will need an EMP (electromagnetic pulse) emitter which will cut off all electricity within the vicinity and a helicopter to protect the ground team. Luckily, I have all the money in the world, so no financial worries. Anyway, the ground team will be using night vision goggles due to the emission of the EMP along with heavy equipment to blow the back doors. After you gain access into the building, you will need to take out two scientists and steal their I.D cards (Rob?) in order to gain further access. If the ground team successfully penetrate [snickering/chuckling] through, they will then steal the sensitive data along with a prototype of a new narcotic (for Rob to examine and determine the effects/level of intoxication). After going through all the trouble, ground team will be diving and swimming through an underground cooling tunnel (assuming that the water is clean). With the aforementioned heavy equipment, ground team will first put on a rebreather and will have a minimum of 3, so no jacking off (fooling around) there. Before entering the water, ground team will have to jam the signals to the fans within the tunnel in order to proceed. Shouldn't take that long. Once they reach the surface and onto a small island just north of the chopper, ground team will shoot up multiple flares into the sky so the pilot can pick them up. Due to the high level security, you will have helicopters on your tail. To reiterate, with the money I have, I can easily modify the heli to our specific needs (2 big guns on either side and rocket launchers, don't worry about ammo). After clearing your tail, you make your grand escape. Simple enough? Good, it'll be the easiest money/ momentum we'll ever make/gain.", lengthily explained U. "Wow U. Your thinking just like a criminal and I like it. Excellent work! One small problem, what will the air team be doing?", noticed Rob. "Easy. They'll be taking on enemy air forces both in the air and those trying to breach the facility. Since its tight security, we'll need exact coordination.", answered U. "My god! You really are quite the evil genius/mastermind and you've little practice in such a short amount of time, even though I was the one who came up with the idea in the first place.", crudely said Rob. "All we do now is simply wait... Along with relaxing, relieving tension, yadda, etc. for a couple of months. You know, to recuperate."