Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

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HAHAHA, fell for the old gag America. My apologies. Anywhay... WHOOPS! Brain fart and temporary amnesia/permanent memory loss. In the meantime, this chapter should keep you company and yes, this was written and published by yours truly and its all legit. No funny business; the real deal. Additionally, this chapter was written due to the long duration of writer's block. This was written by me by da way so uhh do you what you usually, pow pow. Adam West and Seth Macfarlane, boy are those guys hilarious on FG. I'll tell you what else is hilarious, the video above. It sucks how women are like that sometimes, jeez. I save-ah your-ah life and what do I get in return? Jack shits. First of all, that's PG-13 language, second, I could be referring to that acronym I said in one of the many chapters. Significance (importance), harm (problems), inherency (cause), topicality (relevancy), solvency (resolution/without re) if you're wondering what the acronym meant. Quentin Tarantino, lot of violent movies. Actually looked the controversies up and in response he said movie violence doesn't have an impact on the viewer and something to do with gun control and the mental health of the person carrying the firearm. Moreover, what's up with people sorry, down-syndrome/outright desensitized teenagers, wearing skinny jeans or joggers? Is that supposed to be style? What happened to the world. I mean, it's loose on the upper portion and wraps its tightness around your legs . Guess that goes to show just how much of an influence African-Americans have on today's modern perspective of society in which black children (haha. So there's this genre called blaxploitation and it's actually a word! My iPhone keyboard suggested it. How funny is that?) are raised to become ignorant slobs and punks that you wanna show teeth to. Arrgh. Loathe those types of people. Another thing, post 9/11 racism. What's up with that? Just because your Muslim does not mean you're from the Middle East. Bunch a dick headed, narrow-minded dopes. Every culture has there quirks (and I'm not speaking with the mindset of an idiotic, cliche driven teenager/white girl. Isn't there a song called "There's something 'bout yah girl". Lol, as you'd most likely prefer). Even society has its faults ( this one specifically. I.e ahem, funna flame. That would be funny if that was a rappers name. Anyway, America. Sex. Women. The world keeps on getting bigger and I keep on knocking up stuff, even toy trains. Why doesn't school properly teach students about this kind of stuff? Overpopulation, just for the pleasure, regardless of the reason, society still hasn't rectified that issue. Not being properly educated and thus being both unaware and uneducated on this juicy topic. And when kids wanna act like hooligans and future Eminems, for white people to relate to, their parents tell them to stop. WTH, bet that's more appealing to your so-called undeveloped language that has yet to be discovered. Stone-age stuff kicking in. It's genetic and and completely natural. ). Wuh, oh! Pizza Huts starting to kick out so I'm just gonna say "STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON" Iggas and adios? For real my cookie dough. And that was Channel 10 with you anchor, the K (kk). Good night people of Liberty City, Arkansas, and Detroit. It would be funnier if David Letterman were reading this to me like a bedtime story. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Giggity yadda. Brought to you by Iran, something about a bomb and an agreement to preserve the worlds given life-span. Sam L. Jackson, Tarantino. The negro got the opportunity and now he's famous. Alright, gotta get shits out ( I try to avoid vulgar profanity but I thought it would provide relief in both me bowels and individual hole. Eww. White people= pink. An equation. Think about it. The older people get what I'm talking about). Additionally, remember to check out my other book, Concealed: Charc's Fortune. It's another classic hit of yours truly. I can assure you prior to reading it that you won't find any offensive content so no worries there, phew! I'm looking for a co-writer to assist me with the blooming of the next big thing (my penis as well when erected). It's fun sharing stuff with you America. So yeah, I'll be waiting for you.... Meaning GO CHECK OUT THE BOOK WHILE I GO WORK OUT THE FREAKING KINKS OF THE NEXT CHAPTER OR ELSE!

So yeah, the video. Women huh? Eh? Ooh? Giggity? Alriight. Mario deserves that kiss and he does bring up some good points. Why do women deprive us of that STD-100% transferable but in the end satisfactory maybe pleasurable right? Why are you trying to gain more power? Isn't the 19th century and Chris Brown enough for you?! I mean, what are you, yes the females trying to prove?! Gosh, I wish we were in simpler times. Women huh? Always a wanting the glory and fame. Either way it's subtle porn. When Trump becomes president ( fingers crossed that he's not. I shouldn't have to be doing this you dickheaded idiots in the south! Alabama, ahem. For Christ's sake!), let's just hope that a sex slave law is passed in the Union. Hyah, the Confederates already have it enacted. Bet they were like, "BE IT HEAR ENACTED [heavy southern accent continuously spitting black seeds into a bucket and thus producing that 'I wanna bang tink* sound] DAY. AHH **** IT! LEGALIZE THE POT AND WOMEN, we got our **** in a GIFT BOX!" Anyway, at the same time we, as in 29% of males, like women. Lust and looks man. That's how they get us. Stating the obvious but it's a start. Is it because females go through a, "periodic-like" phase. Maybe some err... Blackium and Asialine would repeatedly help the white women. Hyah, yeet! We're looking for exoticness, freshness, cleanliness, beauty and taste. Not hickory smoked trash in other words. "But baby, I still love you," ( whites... Ehh, just depends yah know.). Preserving virginity is key. Why do women deceive us and in the end hurt us so bad [sobs and craps]? Why?! Ask some questions and if I'm not that disappointed I will definitely answer your offensive questions my diverse friends. Girlfri-i-i-iends. [I fictionally sniffle]. About the book of course.