Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

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Yup, it be anudda one of those long chapters in which dis Mon here talks about me tireless efforts DAT dis Mon here be putting into this endless book and how I be receiving no credit/appreciation/praise/whatever DA bleep comes into your effed up mind ( like why dis Mon be typing in a weird Jamaican-Reggae way. Oh mon Cinnabon, DAT be rhyming!).

Here we go! First order of business, the lack of appreciation. Be grateful for what yee got. I incorporate a ton of ideas, regardless if they tip an imaginary ethical scale ( meaning if the ideas are good or bad, I still find a way to transform them into something better than what was. Now that may be debatable but- hold up! This is another recurring issue, the long explanations in the parentheses so as to avoid any confusion and/or to cure my paranoia!).

These ideas don't just come out of thin air people! They take time to develop and transform. There's a whole process to it for Jesus's sake! Don't understand how that's using the Lord's name in vain but hey, what do I know? I'm what you call... An entrepreneur of sorts, ( I'm not an atheist nor a Christian nor Presbyterian nor Angelic nor Quaker nor BLEEP, if that's what your automatically insinuating. After all, without faith, we wouldn't have witnessed some of mankind's greatest works ( The Exorcist, Stanley Kubrick and the faking of Apollo missions and moon landing ( guess we'll never know. This just goes to show how secretive our government is. In fact, I was checked out this survey which basically said the citizens in the US fear the government more than any country, crazy), the Jukebox, and band swing music). Now that's up to you to decide. While we're on the subject of religion, let's talk about those unwashed hands and tainted water. Yaas, I mean Christians. Specifically the Bible all of a sudden. Anyway, dated scripture, narrow ways of thinking, living in very restrictive ways, etc. Now what if ( bear with me for a sec) you somehow modernize/Americanize it? Is it pissible-possible?! Let me know your thoughts... Or not as usual.)

This just in, I have received word that The Great Ali has passed away ( Hey, dont judge me methods of writing! Already knew bout this the day it happened, don't mean to brag about it but this here is to be the longest chapter yet!). Man, it seems like death surrounds us, people dying at every moment, its crazy. I mean, we oughta be thankful for our existence because no one can say when your day will come, unless your the grim reaper of course. That sounds like straight up fear, making people cower like that but life's unpredictable. Living it up to the fullest ( not too excessively) while also leaving a good mark in the world. Who knows, maybe you could be satisfied with your end work. Real quick, speaking of the grim reaper:

Hyah, they have full episodes on YouTube who would've thought. Man, I loved this it was so hilarious and edgy. But I can understand why some kids would be freaked out by the dark humor and stuff? Admittedly, I too was weirded out when I first saw this show. Later on I realized what I missed out on and how awesome this show was. Ahh, good times.

So farewell Ali, and I speak for everyone when I say we'll remember you with the following: float like a butterfly, sting like a bee! I also, whilst bearing the title 'voice for the people,' speak for everyone when stating that specific folk notice one thing in particular 'bout Ali ( Ahem, L. James conference speaking remembering him. NBA, like that was his only major influence. African American athletes always taking one thing into mind. Pssh. And while we're talking about athletes and the NBA, are any of you following the Finals? "Can't believe it, wicked wicked wicked' as none other than Future would say. Get of his genitals, one might add. But man, Cavs had the opportunity to clinch a win in Game 4. And I'm like bruh, the Splash Bruhz, that's all I hear from people. Like come on now, Kyrie and Igohotheadturdala. Anyway, clutches are a major key, along with the-... Cavs won Game 5 and 6 and 7! WHOOO DOGGY DOG!!! YIPPEE EYE KANYE! DR. DRE LOOKS LIKE A BLEEPING TOAD, HYAH!).