Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

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Do you guys, my beloved audience consisting of a predominant gender of 'private' and whacky-doodle dramatic "goblins" I should say, get the joke?

That's my question and now, now I tip my hat off to you.

Moreover, a "storm is coming" ( another chapter). "Brace yourselves!" Titanic¿

Berlin, America selling oil, not confronting Germans, hmm¿ Lazy and dumb like the brave and noble Confederates? Of course but hey, that's just a hypothetical theory ( like how teenagers are rebellious. Let's just wait and see). As a newly developed concept similar to the brilliance of the prison-industrial complex, I will let you decide in the comments and simply await your next plot. Uhh, smoking pot ( an outdated term you say¿ I think of it has something said by white people in the 70s. That 70s show has taught me a lot. Adversity has triggered racial fear and paranoia. The list goes on and on. Like Edgar Allen Po, mentally effed up guy- ah screw it. Scram) I say hot in the brain. But in all seriousness causes pain. Freddie Gibbs, breathing rapidly while rapping, short breaths while talking and dressing up like a hobo with stains clearly visible on a white shirt along with a head the size of a compressed yet deformed raisin manufactured where most of our goods usually comes from and also known as a good. Flame session. No, I try to abstain away from ignorance and make me intentions clean.

I'm out dawg ( white people, refrain. that's my only warning. Attempting to imitate, already have enough people voting for Trump). Oh and thanks for reading. I'll have an actual chapter related to the story after this. Just got the order all messed up. But to reiterate, I've gotten this far. Almost to 50 chapters and 5k views but a couple of likes and comments. It's sufficient but if you wouldn't mind. See what I did there? Not being "hard and pushy". A beloved fan has finally commented and I have fulfilled his/her requests. Love ( gaily) you all! This book is also aimed at adults by the way. Political- well let's just say that you'll figure it out sooner or later.

What an awful way to end a chapter with great potential. So to recap, brace yourselves and stuff for the next chapter, I'd appreciate at least some comments and likes but that's entirely up to your opinion. "Good 'ay!" Said a buck-toothed prick from the overly-fancy Parliament crap up in Crackerjacks Ville. Hey, what's vaudeville and if you have an iPhone, did you upgrade to iOS 9 yet? Two questions that spark comments. That ought to do the trick. Can you light me¿

Lets talk about demographics. Saudi Arabia?! Are you kidding me?! It's as if though 25% of the US has suddenly gone to the Middle East. I'm just gonna warn you now, do not blow things up from here on out ( not all Muslims are bad for you white turtles/retards. From what I've heard studied, it's a peaceful religion and with the stupid people in terrorist groups; extremists, pushing the boundaries similar to this book. Uggh, post 9/11 racism. Every culture has their wrongs and rights, mostly wrongs for some. But that's for you, my fantastic yet vast in quantity, audience to figure out. Like the storyline as a whole. Haha, funny) As for these "private" readers and almonds, ( I'm also talking about gender), WHAT?! It's either you make it clear to me or scram. Goodbye! Oh yeah I forgot. Thanks for bringing that up to my attention BritishExterminator!
Ohh! I know why the Saudis came in; oil. But I still appreciate you reading my book; it blackens my heart. Honest and truly, like a ticking black bomb ( color of literally every single one). In addition, we live in a time of decreasing social mobility and inequality so to you Aussies ( giggity. Deboosy/pussies¿) or people who originate ( as a migrating flock) from Austria and have a thick accent like 'Negger and snaps kangaroo's necks for a living, I turned on the Australian accent on Siri. Hope your happy and of course, my fellow Indians. We're intellectually superior than most but don't abuse that "item" like the blacks supposedly did meaning that don't imitate both the American culture and Hollywood diet. And how can I forget about the Philippines, Asians, and a beautiful country away from ignorance and stupidity, at least I hope. Keep on manufacturing and of course, being awesome. This goes for the rest, including the Soviets. Hyah yeet as you err freaks may or may not prefer.

Hey what does WMD (Weapons of mass destruction) AND NWA STAND FOR¿¡

Oh and if you don't figure out the joke and put it in the comments section, I will continue to adhere to the chapter that proceeds me. Girth and length¿

In addition to aforementioned facts, a plural is necessary because obviously it isn't redundant. Anyway, so yeah. You know how those American dance shows ( am I being too honest? If so, then suck it up! [audience claps and I slip 'em the finger while entering the "ring like Shawn Michaels.") tend to say that some performances are not only mind-blowing ( at gunpoint) but original even though ( this may not have occurred as a nocturnal emission-like dream thought) it's basically a rip-off ( how I think of it as. Yes all these parentheses are absolutely essential in trying to prove a point. Screw you, read the chapter immediately for you err... Douchebags¿ ahh, that should calm down those dislikes because I somehow went soft. Let's see things go downhill now.) of Bollywood dances? Americans huh ( like myself¿ hyah!)? Claiming new things that really aren't new because they're most likely reused ideas. How cliche right? It's like with Columbus. Children books portray him as the hero of a newfounded land, but in the end he was outright cruel dick, for you dickheaded dickwads. What Casper's ( the negro one) trying to say is that Columbus ( hyah! Say Columbia like a Latino short/big woman. Say co like "Cocoa" and figure out the rest. Again, 'Screw You' pretty much covers my hatred of a wretched audience in a crumbling industry) didn't 'discover' jack squat. Is that how write it¿ Anyway, I guess that somehow squeezed it's way ( similar to how an anus, pink or dark, regardless, giggity, discharges feces by err... Contracting the vagina¿ I don't know you tell me! Don't be disgusted. Sure we're in civilized society but let's face it, it's an everyday or intermittent thing for you constipated folks whom I'd recommend Miralax to. ) into our hazy, wait that's the 70s all foggy and whatnot, jacked up trend we call culture to this very night.

Next up in politics on the White Disease/Ebola¿- Span channel at the second part of a vague yet illiterate part ( 1.5% Mexicans and Trump) of the GOP debate among the Republican Party: CPC ( Communist Party of China. Not Chile in South America. Pablo Escobar¿). The Chinese man, they're too strict with their own selves. Beijing espionage, students undercover, etc. Man, what happened after the Cold War? What is the Cold War for that matter? KGB, Mossad. Frightens me, does it not do the same you you, fellow geek squads? North Korea man, what I heard [puff 'n pass. I sharply exhale and therefore look high in the morning even though that's just me sleepy. Don't ban the book bro.] wasn't good. Once you enter, you never come out, like with Kim K's vagina. Too soon?! Don't pull the glock out on me west. YOU'RE NOT GOD! But in all seriousness, man, that's some crazy stuff. South K is okay, I know it rhymes, but jeez. Bet the Middle East is worse. Communism is pointless wouldn't you say so yourself? First correctly positioned question mark, I applaud myself for such an outstanding job [raucous standing ovation]. In Chine for example, the citizens live on government-issued products. Some bull yo? Guess that's why the US is ranked #1 on Huffington Post. Hyah! No but man, why are the Chinese strict? I'm taking this philosophy class right? So I've been paying careful attention, consistently for that matter and not for you err... Wannabes, right? The men cut one of the toes of the women to make the feet small or something to preserve beauty while the Egyptians did something to their babies for the Pharaoh? I bet these bizarre ways of worshipping a God made us into what America is today. No commies, etc.

Talk about diversity. Yeah right? I'm going to cautiously exit the
prison now, whilst firing up my right hand for "manly donations."

"UPDATE TIME NIGGWHAZ¡¡!" Said Mr. T. The Philippines and Australia. Come on dudes! I mentioned you. The least you could do is continue reading ( along with LIKING, FOLLOWING AND AT LEAST COMMENTING!!¡👐🏾. I try to be polite and this is what I get?! Well-well maybe I'll develop a combination of both the continent and nation¿ into a mind-blowing (hyah! Al-jazeera you Saudis. The channel not the news. Awful things. Bombings by the Syrian government. Explain to me why bombing is such a speciality. Now this has nothing to do with post 9/11 racism but simply a err... Blunt typed question if you will) character that'll knock both those Aussies off of my dick and Asa Akira, Giggity ( *orno). My apologies, my intentions isn't as it seems. Please don't go. Okay, in return I'll make a racist joke on my kind. Don't wanna sound stupid. Stop judging! Christ you teenagers, make me self-consciousness but righteous. Church'll get you off the snoggin' and into the noggin. We don't stink, it's just the rapists screwing things up. Happy?! [I sob and rimshot].