Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

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Yeah, you guessed it. It's another chapter that consists of a short clip but hey, you deserve this. Not you as in the audience, but me book and thumbs. Oh yeah, yesterday was Nigg(whoa!) Friday and the day before that was Thanksgiving. Gobble up, enjoy the vid and most important of all, "focus on me!" Said Sam L. Jackson in Ariana's latest incoherent, illegible, mumbling, vocalizing just the voice but putting no effort on the lyric which makes it seem like you're utilizing your "powerful voice" for nonsense. Face and bod in other words. Point black y'all ashes. Furthermore ( Hyah! You thought that was the end¿¡) Huuh. Yeet in other words. So in other news, ISIS. The US more importantly. ISIS is the new ululating Al-Qaeda. Lalalalala yah know¿ you don't well allow me to bleeping explain. Bunch of extremists ( Islam's a religion, right? But these ignorant whites, blacks and so on and so forth tend to be err... Idiotic about the situation. When I say idiotic, I mean look at the facts that you've been ( sorry, FOX news which I'll get into in just a second) deprived of your entire life: isn't KKK even more notorious because it's just a bunch of right-wing crackers? Moreover, an FBI statistic shows that we have more violence internally than that supposedly provoked by terrorist groups such as ISIS. So all I gotta say is Bruh... And instead of victimizing a bunch of bleeps which Obama or Trump will soon capture, victimize each other yah know¿ stay positive, respect and despise those and exact revenge, like I'll get into in a couple of years. That was just an exaggeration because of how long the parentheses is. Finally, has anyone engaged in Yadda lately¿). Like FOX news, how they tend to lie to our faces and supposedly advocate the victimized race. Paris= not the country of sex... But da country of da "big boom in da bedroom?" Aight, good morning everybody and uhh... Can't believe it. Trump ahead in the polls. Chris Christie, Ted Cruz. His uhh... Internet policy was good. I don't know how to go on from there. Just listing names and labels.... Hoes, and not the one in your backyard.

Ahh, it's refreshing when white people just so happens to emulate a notorious culture known as the Hated Niggwahz, as the Lingua Francs merc likes to put it. Africanse.... African-American. Funny thing is and in other words, whilst chortling, our fellow crackers have no culture. They claim to be percentages of this and that but let's face it, has anyone ever heard a white person say that they're proud to be a soon-to-be obsolete race known as "whiteout? ( excluding the south, being the err.... Insignificant factor in this here thought experiment)." Precisely. They have no culture of their own so they embrace other ones and call it their own. I'm not sure if that's whats called being an American ( ripping off other cultures. Like Dancing With da Bleeping Stars. The judges claim the performances to be exotic and original but it's basically Bollywood they're terribly imitating. I.e: imagine a white mother saying "tacos, get your free tacos.") but let's remind ourselves that this country was founded by immigrants after all ( not Mexicans but Europeans just the same). With that being said, let us also remind ourselves of our corrupted youth in this digitalized age. Ignorant, so to speak. Schools should uhh... Specifically Algebra classes... Should uhh... Bill Clinton err... Hillary old uhh... Formulate and instruct this into an equation by breaking it down like a Kit-Kat bar. It's brown, figure out the rest. But uhh.. Yeah. ISIS is bad, way bad. Extremists, you don't love 'em nor can you hate or else boom, end of sentence and a reference. I mean, it's pretty much what you have to accept in a free democratic republic. Not good folks, not good at all.

Update: ARRGH! RIGHT ON THE BLEEPING COVER! THE STICKER I MEAN ARRGH! NEWCOMERS COMING AROUND AND WHATNOT. HOW ARW THEY SUPPOSED TO DECIPHER THE MESSAGE IN THE COVER NOW?! CREATED WITH LOVE MY ARSH. In addition, for those of you that have an iPhone, the App Store am I right?! AIDS funding, every year. Arrgh! This requires a separate yet desperate chapter.

Furthermore, uhh.... How ya like me nudey self now? Hypocrites I tell yah, they stay true to the definition. Using profanity unnecessarily while around his newborn kid who just so happens to be family, which just so happens to be corrupted, brought down, narrow minded and so on and so incoherently forth? Not only that but even closer relatives are being affected even though they've been treated like crap. Acting, disguise, this... Is not the way. More writer experiences COMIN' ATCHA. Get there!

*Update as of when two bleeps decided to mess with me.*

Once upon of time, not too long ago, there were these two dimwits named pavon02 and onceimperfect ( bear in mind that these are actual Wattpad users and in order to prevent further conflicts, I decided to leave out the at sign.). So, anyway, when I first started out on Wattpad, way back in April of 2015, I commented on a fan fiction book based off of Harry Potter ( and it won a Watty). I think it was called the guardians, after the titular character Harry Potter. So, I commented on the prologue, asking if necromancer was a real word and believe me, I was confused at the time and I was new, these days I decide to dedicate more time and energy into my book rather than commenting and liking others. A shot at being a perfectionist in other words. So, a couple of months later, even after the question was answered but there aren't any limits on commenting, people continue to comment and agree with each other, that it is indeed a word. I get that, jeez now get off my case is hopefully what you're thinking.

Now, back in December of 2015 ( let's not forget that even though it's the start of a new year) 1/2 dicks decides to reply once bleeping more, right? Now prior to her ( i know, I can't believe my eyes either but women can be *itchy or she must've been on her period. Uggh, just the thought of it...) commenting, I decide to bring up the fact that every person who commented on my comment didn't dare define the word necromancer but agreed that it was a real word. Now dickhead #1 , onceimperfect ( I know right? Her name even suggests a bunch of problems) decides to comment back by congratulating me on my use of sarcasm. I comment back saying that I'm glad to be of service and that it's unbelievable that people are still commenting. The *itch then feels the need to bring up the fact that there is no limit when it comes to commenting and that I feel the need to, after a few months ( like b****, watch who you're talking to and a few months? Really?!), be rude to be people who are still supposedly helping me. What was rude about my comment?! I was just replying back to show my gratitude! Nothing more! Then she automatically demands to end the comment section that I created in the first place. I don't need you to end or even say crap lady.

She even said it herself! The comments are limitless. What gives her the right to end a conversation when I basically ended it anyway?! Arrgh! I wanna beat the crap out of stuffed animal now! But, stay with me here, on my side too. I then retort with long paras, which I am admitting to, about it was rather you who was being rude and to get your facts straight. Nothing hurtful, no profanity whatsoever because I'm a nice guy alright ( sorry if the question sounded like a mean Italian)? Dickhead #1 then decides to bring up a little pal of hers name Pavon because she can't handle such long things. Hyah, whites/blondes whatever. No difference, some yes but when you're dealing with bimbos like these, it's a whole other matter. Yes, you in fact do need to pave on and over the fact that you're a fraud, bum, fake, and an idiot to even join on an argument between two people, no more! And from here on, I just decide not to reply and instead express my frustration in an existing cheater begging for guidance from such a spectacular audience. But Pavon's comments were more along the lines of it's funny how you need to reply back. What's this need you speak of? Maybe it's your menstrual, sentimental definition of girl power? And they continue to comment even when I didn't ( even though I've combated pretty much everything they said in this chapter), saying they're supposed to be feeling a sort of emotion. Then pavon ( bleep #2) types in an ellipsis and says guilt. It infuriates me American and the rest of the world, what do I do? Comment back and continue the argument and get my point in or leave it alone and let it bug me for decades to come? Thanks for reading and I've hoped you've enjoyed and felt what I've felt. Appreciated. Sufman away!