Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

Fake $1

Update as of 12-31-16= holy crap, I just realized how terribly outrageous this chapter is. Sorry you guys. I'll contemplate on whether I should delete it or not. I'm just doing it for laughs, just keep that in mind please and thank you.

Uhh, 'case negro I'm a fake one. Uhh huuh, but Fred Rogers being the real one. Gold toothed freak Waps aiih. 9-11 border patrol, Trump, tunnels digging through a barb wired fence does anyone copy? Ai so what's kush though? Probably another invention by the shadies, aside from a delicious by product called peanut butter. Worthless dillholes. Is that a derogatory term ( aside from "Ai you niggwah, I did young mama," captivating and aweing audiences worldwide, similar to Straight Outta Compton. Out of fear, like our fellow iggwah West. Gold digger, a mention of a fellow. Whoa, ima stop myself from getting too mean. After you, you guys are awesome people. I mean, that's the least I could say. I'm just tryna get on these retarded ash rappers' case. Hopefully there's no harm no foul.). That's the gist of it ya'll. Profanity is absolutely pivotal in most songs these days. Mayo words my arse. Semen, seamen aboard the deck! Aiiiih! A black cop to a white suspect Mac Miller yah know what I be dee sayin'? Frisk him and arrest him. Plessy v Ferguson.

Beatboxing Bill and why you always lying if you'd prefer? White iggrsz, yeah I said it. White, you can also be black too. Just take a look at your rappers or the stuffing in between the two things of an Oreo. Similar to Arabs not being the only terrorists known to ignorant man ( BLACK OPS 2- A MEXICAN, SHORTY, LOW-RIDER, GEORGE LOPEZ, BANDERAS, DRUGS, ESSAY WAZZUP, HOMBRE) and of course iggwah teens
; iggggggggwwwaaahhz casting out others as homo. Couple of years later, yeah. Who's the pedo/rapist/trashy/married to a crack bleep/bastardized baboon now?
Enjoy you mother******* ***** ****headed freaks. Tip= count the number of asterisks to see what naughty, naughty word this little boy said thus resulting in the implementation on the naughty list for CHRISTmas.

NC-17 due to a rapper ( or black person) exploiting herself by clearly describing what appears to be past experiences about having shmex and rejection due to the fact that "dat byotch has a hairy pusshy," along with swearing to God and making a good beat with a dirty, dirty lyric. Hope that made your day/night for some (you French bashturds!). I hope so. Thanks for reading!

Update as of when these went vital, those were made and when my name was legally changed to Derp. In other words, recent or fresh as printed on the carton: Rap music nowadays is all about making the money and in this effed up case, attempting to be a "real 1." Back in the mid 80s to sometime circa (¿) the 90s, NWA ( NIGGWAHZ WIT ATTITUDE. The group consisted of 2 Ice Cubes, one Yella, 1 Doctor, one simplified one from boyZ in da hood, and a crazy mother aka my brotha 'Ren. Straight Outta unknown. Uhh. A vagina of course but I'm talking about the rough streets of a ghetto ( I know, I'm shocked as well. Cali was actually ghetto in the day believe it or not) but err... Let's just mark this description as N/A and proceed with our little history lesson whilst this being written while dropping a deuce, thus causing a burning-like sensation and thus signifying that my diet isn't of the healthiest. It is though because I gotta glock in my 'rari! Maintaining a balance is key... (Ellipsis) white women wearing booty shorts and acting as if though they're trying to "prove a point," if you know what I mean. Two round services to be exact. Hey, screw you if you're republican.

Back to the NWA. So I was listening to "Straight Outta Compton" yesterday and I gotta say, it not only opened my eyes but the song invigorated me. The song made me realize the struggles of the blacks. Sure racism ( towards Blacks, Asians, latinos, the Middle East. Asians, etc.) creates that irresistible laugh just waiting to burst out of you but they deserve equal treatment and err hmm... What's the word? Ahh, border. A sort of status quo, system or balance if that pleases yah hicks who try to revive the Confederacy. What? You funna create a new side other than republicans and democrats? Crackerjacks?! Hyah, funny stuff, similar to how video games are the #1 source to blame for violent behavior because let's face it, by the time you're mature or 17, says an incompetent and ultimately useless governing body, you'll barely have time to play say GTA because you're so occupied with college apps, ACT scores and so on and so forth. As a mature adolescent, ( let's just hope you don't give in and repeat the profanity. Same applies with this book folks) you've seen or heard worse so there's no point in blocking it if you're already used to it. That's life.

Moving on and crossing borders once more, the NWA may be a vital part in a more accurate sense of American history. You have a group of expressionists (excluding YG. Screw him) actually talking about what their reality is and how they're facing it day by day. Police harassment, hatred, it's the truth. "Hey does NWA stand for No Whites Allowed," inquired Fetty along with every young black person, attempting to deny the fact that they're African-American. Defeating the whole purpose of school I presume? Or as a wise fellow once said, "blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol." Songs like Straight Outta Compton actually had a meaning/purpose to listen to it. Ice Cube was even saying in an interview that the objective was to take the whole world by storm, or something like that and telling them a story about that mean streets of Compton. True, I may not have an extensive knowledge on such a subject, but I strongly advocate it, similar to Kanye's outburst, "MAN EFF THAT BRO!" Back at the beloved VMAS. Nowadays with social media, you have that interconnection between the wretched two, thus gradually beginning the downfall of who can spit bars the fastest, screwing with our youth's mind, and ultimately beginning the downfall of rap by pushing that boundary by talking about shmex, money and drugs without any consequences. At least GTA depicts the end results of bad actions. With that downfall beginning, the outcome is: current rappers that can't enunciate their words or they're just downright high and drunk when writing an awful lyric. Rags to riches to "cotton boys picking shit from their toenails," said Tom Clancy in his book, The Hunt for Red October. Creativity is long gone folks. For example, movies on a tight budget tend to be good because it forces the director to think. Obviously, what we see today is CGI BS. Right? Computer generated images. But since tech advanced so quickly, it made directors lazy. Live images/action always look the best, especially in IMAX. Wouldn't you say so yourself? That's why, when you get away from technology and say, write a book or script, (assuming that the environment is tranquil) that's when these original thoughts and eventually creativity starts to kick in. Maintaining that balance between tech and the ability to have a keen perception is also key or else the movie industry just might collapse. We'll just have to wait and see. In addition, it varies from person to person. Take me for instance, I function best ( along the lines of say school work, building, studying, writing, etc.) in solitude. Some writers may agree and well... The unfortunate may not. See, when you have the knowledge, the experience, and common sense and combine that together, it's going to strike you like a lighting bolt. Similes, hyah ( for those of you who can't pronounce that word, a tip would be to exhale the sound of the letter 'h' and instead of saying yeah, take out the e. It makes it more.. Eazy. Don't quote me boy cause I ain't said skirrrt!)!

Back to a "crazy brotha named Ice Cube," or bottom line is that we shouldn't let technology get the best of us. To frighten you even more, because of the sudden uprise in new technologies, the average American ( being predominantly white of course), the BMI or body mass index is starting to get larger in both size and speaking statistically, without the numbers. That's not good now is it? Well it ain't! If you want to see more Chris Nolan films or even my chapters related to the crushing yet extremely truthful narrative then you must learn to clean your thinking, if that makes any sense to you at all. If not, I'm just speaking philosophically ( related to the study of knowledge, nature and reality) or from my mind.

My apologies for such an overwhelming chapter consisting of a song that's out of this world but I'm just providing a terrible ( in terms of it's theme) example. You better have learned something or I might just start my own notorious group: Niggwahz Whip Power.

Remember two out of the many life lessons a groundbreaking film has taught not only me, but everyone else in the world. It's. not about the people in a group but the ideas it has to offer and we fail to learn how to get even better.