"That was amazing!" Said Black. "We have to supply this to retail stores," demanded Rob. "But of course! We'll be the wealthiest men on earth!" Cackled Black. Rob then cocked his automatic submachine gun and quickly grabbed Black's head and put the gun in his mouth to say the last few words he'd ever hear. "You wanna know how I turned to this life?" He asked, licking his teeth and lips "My father was ... An addict... And a fiend." "What wasn't your father?!" Black said, choking. Rob disregarded his comment and tightened his grip. "One night, he goes higher than usual. He grabs the butter knife, mommy's okay with that. He then asks her, "why so sad? Let's put some knowledge in that brain"! He comes at me with the knife, applies butter to it, and applies it to my head. The slab starts to bubble on my deformed, peanut-shaped head and then my brain goes all haywire, see? It's like Peter Parker, but he's not the criminal nor is he severely burnt. I am. Hehehahahoho!" Rob finished his business, meaning that he also urinated. A fish is coming towards his wood, flashing its teeth, forcing Rob to zip up quickly which caused 'it' to get stuck on the zipper and sharply cutting his uncircumcised Jay Leno/ 50 Cent, (cause he's black) and it slowly floats towards the grinning fish and his dead fellow escapee, the late Blackman. The corpse then sinks to the bottom of the calm waters, where it will decompose and turn into rotten flesh. A check of a quill and a soft thud and loud crack is heard.
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Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return
AdventureThe following content is designed for a tolerant, but not limited to a knowledgeable audience. Reader's discretion is advised: Rob, a reluctant yet hesitant criminal, is the one who you can trust to get an odd job done; he's street smart. Dilige...
