Inglorious Impostor Presents: The Astonisher's Return

The 70s

No pun intended, with the title I mean. So anyway ( btw I'm writing on the toilet, something that certain writers on Wattpad like to exploit. ARRGH!), lol, now I'm writing in the tub, because I have an S7 and all. Before we begin today's episode though, bear in mind that what this and what lies ahead are what I like to call: The Chill Chapters. You'll find out sooner or later or even now ( but that isn't to say I'm not just writing  these chapters because I ran out of ideas for the story. Don't worry, there's still plenty. Now, imagine the parentheses, from here on out, as if I'm whispering into your ear gently).

Hello everyone, boy do I have some stuff to share with you. Unfortunately though, I have a lot to share, so I forget most of the stuff that I want to talk about and as a result, I just go with the flow when writing. Let's just get the minor stuff out of the way before bringing out the big guns. Again, you'll know when the time comes.

Peeing in the shower and publicly urinating in a small urine stall ( one of which I am not going to explain further), along with me binge watching The Office and then later on transitioning to Parks and Rec because it was made by the people from the office on Netflix ( again, one of which I will not mention). First off, I feel comfortable peeing in the shower, especially when the water is warm and let's just leave it at this: good stuff happens. Nothing wrong with it, and though it may be a communal place, we all have our dirty little secrets, whether that be sex or drugs, both of which I DO NOT endorse among THAT particularly active group ( and I don't mean the elderly) because you know... pregnancy and abortions and the crave for high and the increase in US death rates, etc.

Moving on, The Office bro, it's so funny. I caught glimpses of it as a kid but that was when I didn't understand the jokes and what they were talking about. Now, as a hairy brown adolescent ( which reminds me, Russell Peters, he's a very funny man, so I'll be sure to include a clip and description down below. I might even include him in the rest of chapters...), I finally get it and boy, was I in tears.

Moreover, my personal life. I'd like to take a moment to recognize Mexican women. You make my heart thud, you make me feel light headed, and you have the heart and looks and charisma and butt and boobs. And though some can just be outright strange hoes and your hairy arms beg to differ ( & with that little comment right there, this not only causes some uproar but it allows for an opportunity. Allow to explain. Simply put, I want to earn the respect and woe the hearts of women of every race because well, I'm just going to let my heart say all the talking😋😘), ahh screw it. I'm thirsty. Like this girl who I just so happens to be shmexually attracted to, right? She takes selfies on my phone and feels on me.

Now THAT'S what I call good ol' fashioned action... AKA The Sexual Conquest of Thirst & The Slaying of One Not Man but Mon. HYAH!

Let's not go into details, right? That isn't to say, you shouldn't get carried away, because of that annoying crap known as feminism and continously flaunt yourselves and consistently deceive us men ( including Sauvage or in American laymen terms: sausage. Johnny Depp I see you boi) and break our hearts and leave us in tears. Still, I heart you😍.

Here we go.. the big guns. Please be advised that this is a bit creepy in a way and it makes you wonder. It may make you wonder in such a way as to get lost in pondering what actually happened with Clinton and Benghazi, or the Panama Paper Scandal and how that will soon be implemented in Rob and Black's current situation of investing. So, let's get to it. The Simpsons, the longest prime time animated show in history, still airing to this day.

Now, this groundbreaking show, back in the 90s and even in general, is good at predicting certain events into the future. 9/11 is an exception but who knows, could've been a coincidence. But the one that I was shocked at the most was, well, just watch the following clip: