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Chill III

You ever think about things that happen in life? Like natural phenomenons, real-world events and issues, and how Apple and Hollywood lack true innovation in their products and movies nowadays, as well as the complete disregard for a recent suicide of an employee along with a lot of people in the company that are  "don't be homo be domo," ( Tim Cook is a rich gay or gay rich, idk. But he's wealthy and runs Apple) as said by a trashy Arab kid? I mean, it seems as if though we've reached a point in which innovation is obsolete. Like, yah notice how at their keynotes, they announce better specs, when in fact, its like a 30% increase. Why not 100%?

Bdw, this is why I switched to Samsung. This is an innovative and people-inspired company that actually listens to its customers. I mean, the S7 alone was a smartphone that consisted of the features most customers wanted. And now, with the revealing of the note 7, the Iris scanner and all, I mean I'm just amazed. From the switch from IOS to android, the s7 ( a powerhouse of a phone), the UI, experience, build quality, design, and so much more. I can confidently say that it was all worth it in the end. Samsung, a company that started from humble beginnings is now a juggernaut in so many industries. Though I don't want you abusing this power ( like have yah heard samsung has this military depo and stuff?). Man, even after all this, people still go to Apple. This just goes to show how much of an impact the iphone had. Nevertheless, Steve Wozniak ( one of the founders of Apple) was right: Android is the future.

Speaking of suicide and crazy crackers and why not choose better directors DC? Hmm? Tarantino would've been the perfect director for Suicide Squad with his artistic direction and ignorance on comics ( kinda like how Chris Nolan started out with his trilogy if you think about it. Sure you may know some things, but its all about studying and really delving into that character. idk saw this thing on Facebook that I agreed with) but instead, you opt out for a guy that looks like Heisenberg from Breaking Bad ( funny, it's a Jewish name. No disrespect with Bernie though). I mean, it's as if though you're intentionally making these crappy movies so that you can make a clear statement saying that it's official, we need a miracle worker.  Holy crap and hell no, ballsack Snyder is executive producer in SS and Jared Letos potrayal of the Joker is just a clichéd version of the original masterpiece that is the Joker from Chris Nolan's Dark Knight? I'm just saying that they're going too far and that they need to stop dead in their tracks and cease the carrying out of movies for crazy white teens AKA the targeted audience? Yah wanna know why I'm talking about Suicide Squad so much ( bdw this was just an update for this chapter as of when I published QA part 2, which would be 7/31/16)? Just wait for the C7 chapter to come around...

Moreover and back to buisness, I'll tell yah why. Think about this, what would be the point of making another phone? Exactly, modular phones are the future, or so I've heard. Why am I talking about what you probably don't even think? To make you think even greater. You see, the deeper you think, the more enriched your mind is. Or if you're a dumb dropout, you can only dream of making it into the NFL or NBA.

My point being here, take it low, like Sean Paul was saying. Not like a stripper on a pole but like take it down a notch when it comes to- tbh I don't even know what the bleep I'm talking about. Now based off of what I said, its time for you to do some of the grunt work and figure things out for once in your life.

As always, with any chill chapter, a flame sesh is required. Ahem, here we go ( & I don't mean to sound like a dumb ignoramus on drugs but hey, isn't that what flaming's all about?): DA BOI LOOKING LIKE A BALL-HEADED TESTICLE WHERE YO MO HAWK AT OH YEAH IT WAS 2010 AT DA TIME. MOREOVER, BOI, EITHER SPEAK UP OR SPEAK CLEARLY. EITHER OR SO I CAN UNDERSYAND WHAT YOUR SAYING. YOU TALK BOUT SLURPING SOMETHING UP. I MEAN, IF YOU CANT SPEAK CLEARLY THEN HOW DO YIU EXPECT TO SLURP YOU MUMBLER? MAN, I FEEL LIKE 2 CHAINZ AND LIL WAYNE BACK AT IT AGAIN ( LIKE DAT REMIX I DROPPED RECENTLY?). HYAH! NAH BUT MAH BOI PULLS SO NO JUDGING THERE.

To announce my temporary leave, here's Nelly ( hope Wattpad doesn't block this video, ahem. DA bleep, crazy ash regulations.):

Da boi lookin like ghetto Frankenstein is all I gotta say. Okay, update as of 9/20, ahem here we go. My apologies for sounding misogynistic when starting off my chapters with ladies, rather than the dogs you are chased by, and also when I am being blunt honest.\.

Good vibes from the song though, like DJ K's new album major key. Cloth talk real talk, how about weight talk? Nah but the reason I chose Nelly to close me out was because it is, in fact, getting hot in here. Haven't you heard? Southwest hasn't been receiving this type of weather since so and so years ago. Whoowe! And it all makes you wonder, who and what caused this? Now there's your thought block.

The REAL closeout here is none other than ( not Aziz ansari but)-

And also a brief advertisement ( I'm still on what's closing me out): if yah have a coc ( clash of clan, you dirty minded bufoons. No wonder you have restless nights... Truth be told, your not alone, wink emoticon), then uhh yah know, join my very superb clan DARE ME BRO. same username as on wattpad, only the ways of acquiring of the clan were different. You see, the acquisition went down as so- some random dude promoted me as leader. So yeah, do watcha gotta in order to survive this day and age. Funny thing is is that, when I upgraded from my iPhone I wasn't able to get my old village back and I had to rebuild entirely from scratch. Luckily I found a way ( as of todat) to link a device via my iPad and s7.

On the other hand, if your not interested in the above or you don't even know what the bleep I'm talking about, take a look at the following, and maybe, just maybe, you might actually come towards the light AKA my way...