Parallax (Suicidal Vigilante Deku)

I made a grave mistake

Honestly what is wrong with the police people? I didn't get it at all. Like they were laughing like crazy and when I got back, I was actually greeted by my fathers at home. They were both laughing away as well. Did a villain spread some laughing gas or did something happen I am not aware off?

Mic: Izu, did you tell Tsuki about Nezu?

Me: Yes, why?

Mic: Hahahahaha.

Aizawa: Pfff-he asked for the picture of Nezu.

Me: Oh come on.

Mic: The whole police station wants it.

Me: For real now?

Aizawa: Yes.

Me: *sigh*

Mic: You sound like sho.

Aizawa: Father like son, I'll take it as a compliment.

Me: Same here.

Mic: Hahahahahaha

Me: Okay now calm down, I killed a whole police station. No need to have more people on my death list because of dying out of laugher.

Aizawa: Pfff- Agree. Why were you even meeting Tsukauchi?

Me: People went missing.

Aizawa: Someone you knew?

Me: More than one.

Mic: Sounds horrible.

We were all sitting in the kitchen and as we were actually talking about everything, Mic made us something to drink. Since I didn't liked coffee yet, I got a tea and Aizawa and Mic himself got themselves some coffee. It all went rather smoothly until we got a call very late at night. Normally they were not up at 4 am but here we were awake at that hour.

Me: Who's calling at this houre?

Mic: Dunno, they might just got the wrong number.

Aizawa: No, it's the rat.

Me: Satan.

Mic: Demon.

Aizawa: Yeah...

Me: I wonder what he wants.

Mic: Only one way to find out.

Me: Love how you thinking right now but really don't want to find out especially after I just got back home from basically killing a police station because of him....

Mic: Oh shit you think he calls because of that?

Me: Do you have any other reasons especially this late in the night.

Aizawa:*sigh*

There was no escape from this. We either would pick up the phone and find out or we would suffer whatever consequences afterwards. I would rather listen to him over phone then him bashing my parents in a one o one fight.So without really thinking much, I grabbed the phone from dad and picked up the line.

Me: Good evening Nezu! Or morning?

Nezu: Ah quite the devil, I was hoping to get.

The moment he said that I put down my phone and put that rat satan on speaker too. I mean Mic was basically ordering me to do that and Aizawa was taking the phone from me so he could do it instead. Come on what would I expect with these two as my parents. They were quite caring after all.

Me: Says the all mighty rat Satan himself!

Mic (whispering): Izu don't.

Me (whispering): What can he do anyways?