Parallax (Suicidal Vigilante Deku)

Let the chaos continue!

It was really funny up until now, right now it was the time to go for the end. That was how I felt and so when I went to run for it, I noticed something on the floor. Some patches looked a bit different and the earth was definitelly dug up. One who never saw someone digging up in sole wouldn't know and recognize this but I did.

This is really to obvious!

What is even under this shit?

I wonder if I can find out what they put under there.

It won't be something dangerous for sure.

Yeah nah.

It can't be something like an animal trap or a bear trap.

That was what I was thinking until I threw a rock which was laying around at the center of such a place and it went off in an explotion. It really shocked me and made me look flabbergasting.

Me: WHAT THE FUCK!

Okay, normally I refrain from cursing but this was something I couldn't just let pass. Like this damn rat satan was out for no good again. How did he even think about something like that? Bombs?! I wasn't sure if this was a challange made because I was in there or he was about to do this anyways. However one thing was for sure and that was that this rat was insane.

THE FUCKING HELL?!

YOU OUT TO KILL US?!

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN THINKING?!

THIS CAN KILL PEOPLE YOU IDIOTIC RAT!

JESUS CHRIST!

WHAT IF SOMEONE MISSES IT AND GETS HIT?!

YOU ARE OUT FOR PEOPLES LIFE!!!

I was actually soo mad at this point that before I knew it, I started to sprint over to the end of the field just to be able to scream at the rat because Midnight was waiting there. Screw public opinion at this point. Who needed it anyways?! I was Parallax I got literally a district backing me up. What was that damn rat about to do to me?! As if he stood a chance against me anyways!

So while I was running across this mine field, I was also carefull not to step on any grenade as I went straight for the finish line. Still this was just a recipy for someone to die out here and the people who were watching this were certainly not in their right mind for sure.

Are they cheering me up for having a fucking death wish to go through a mine field?!

Are they fucking mental?

Am I really about to this?!

AM I DUMB OR SOMETHING!!!

SHIT NEZU!

What the heck you make me do?!

Me: ARG! Seriously this is soo stupid.

I was cursing under my breath as I was running across the field to the finish line and looked at Midnight who was a bit sweetdropping when she saw how I looked at her. Was I ready to murder someone? Yes, yes I was.

Mic: Looks like we have our number 1 here and he even managed to beat the record for finishing it up fast.

Me: May I?

Midnight(whispering): Ahm sure... just don't curse or kill someone please.

Me: I won't!

Midnight: Looks like our winner has something to say.

Just like that she announced this and then gave me the microphone. Oh I was not about to curse or not that badly but to threaten someone. She never said I wasn't allowed to do that anyways.

Me: You damn rat are you out of your mind?

Oh how it suddenly got sillent all over the stadium. You could even say that the participants behind me stopped in mid track. It was just this silent until Nezu decided to answere me.

Nezu: Did you just call me a rat?

Me: Yes, got a problem with that Satan!

Nezu: Midoriya, please watch wha-

Me: What I am saying is the truth. What you wanna do? Blackmail me?!

Nezu: No but I can make you life living hell.

Me: I can do that too.

Nezu: Oho.

Me: You want me to expose you right here, right now? I dare you!

Nezu: No thank you or I will expose who you are.

Me: Oh go ahead. I don't care.

Nezu: .... What is that you wish to say?

Me: Are you out of your damn mind for putting a mine field on the track course?

Nezu: No.

Me: Then why? You want us students 6 feet under or something?

Midnight (whispering): Damn boiii... show him what you can do!

Nezu: Oh please this won't kill them.

Me: No? Then tell me would it kill them if they would stay still on one?

Nezu: Who in their right mind would do-

It was at that moment that you could hear explosions going on and everyone including me looked over to see Bakugo busrting through the mine field and activating every single one of them while he went through. I could only face palm myself for that. This was definitelly something soo Bakugo-ish to do but this was also soo insanly stupid.

Me: What where you saying, rat?

Nezu: I take that back.

Me: ...

That was really all I wanted to say before giving back the microphone to Midnight and walking over to Bakugo who just arrived at the finish line. Now guess what I did the first thing he looked up to me? If you thought I smacked his head then you were right. I really did whack some damn sense into his brain because he looked down, before going on his knees and putting his hands up.

Yeah... whelp let's just say this was something I made them do from time to time to reflect on their stupid behaviour. Other times they had to go out run lapses or do other excercise. I was somewhat glad this stupid Dandelion got the fact that what he did was stuipd but this was really not the timing for this.

Me: *sigh*

I just sighed like my father and pinched the bridge of my nose as well as shock my head. Now I was really turning into an Aizawa and I didn't mind it at all.

This is stupid.

What am I even doing here...

Oh yeah...

I am just here to announce who I am and tell the world that this class is trained under me.

If it weren't for this, I would have ditched the whole thing a long long time ago.

Damn Nezu!

I hope the next couple of things are not that life threatening at all.