Me, Myself, and Jikook (Jikook Oneshots)

Shhh!

Not again, Jimin thought as Jungkook walked into the library where he worked.  Every time his boyfriend showed up, Jimin got in trouble.  Jimin didn't like getting in trouble, but who could resist that mischievous bunny of his?

"Hey cutie!" Jungkook whisper shouted at him, waving and showcasing Jimin's favorite bunny smile.

"Hi, handsome.  Here to cause some problems again?"

Jungkook scoffed, feigning offense.  "Park Jimin, how dare you?  Why...I never.  I have half a mind to tell your boss and have you disciplined for such rudeness."

Jimin knew he was baiting him, but when a large hand slipped around his waist, he couldn't find it in himself to care anymore.  "Will you be the one disciplining me?"

Always one to be stunned by his boyfriend's duality, Jungkook shuttered out a breath.  "Who else?"

Jimin glanced around the rows and rows of books, stacks sitting on tables that he was meant to gather and put away.  Biting his bottom lip, he made the bad decision to drag Jungkook deeper inside the library to the books he knew no one ever came for.

His boss would be mad.  He knew that.  It wasn't the first time he'd pulled his lover into a low traffic area and misused his work hours.  He also knew that his boss couldn't really be mad at him.  Something about Jimin always made people want to protect him and his boss was no different.  If anything, his boss was the worst for letting him off the hook for things they both knew he shouldn't have been forgiven for.

"Such a bad little chickie.  You're going to get in trouble again if you can't control yourself better than this," Jungkook teased.

Jimin only smirked as he blew him a kiss, still towing the taller man behind him as he made his way through the maze of shelves.  "Don't act like this wasn't exactly what you were hoping for when you walked through those doors, Jeon Jungkook."

Jungkook only chuckled before admitting, "A man could hope, but I did want to take my baby to lunch.  It's not only about sex, Jimin-ssi."

Jimin stopped and turned to face Jungkook, his expression a bit unreadable.  "You wanted to take me to lunch?"

His boyfriend nodded, smiling softly as he pulled a slightly crumpled card from his back pocket.  "Did you forget what day it was?"

Jimin took the red envelope and carefully opened it, tugging a beautiful red and gold card from it.  Happy Birthday! it said in big golden letters.  How could he have forgotten his own birthday?  He glanced up to his lover with a surprised 'o' forming on his plump lips.

"You did forget," Jungkook laughed.

"Shut up!" Jimin screeched as he slapped his boyfriend's arm.

"SHHHHHH!  This is a library!" A voice on the other side of the shelf hushed.

Jimin and Jungkook gripped each other's hand again and quietly giggled their way to their usual alcove at the back of the library.  Still unable to stop their giddy, quiet laughter, the two began hastily undressing each other just enough for their inappropriate intentions.

Jungkook kissed down Jimin's jaw and neck until he reached his peaked nipples, hastily sucking one into his mouth while his fingers rolled the other.  Jimin whined and keened against him as he worked to unbutton Jungkook's jeans.

"Jimin, we don't have lube.  Can we-"

Jungkook started, but was interrupted when Jimin pulled a tiny bottle of lube from his jeans pocket.  Jungkook just looked at Jimin completely stunned.