Me, Myself, and Jikook (Jikook Oneshots)

His Number One Fan Pt. 1

Jungkook couldn't believe it.  In his hands he held two tickets to the fastest selling concert in history.  No really.  He'd just read an article about it being put in the Guinness Book of World Records for selling out all shows on pre-sale in under five minutes. 

Park freaking Jimin!  He was really going to get to go to his concert!  He wanted to cry.  He wanted to scream.  He wanted to throw up.  What he did instead was smack the living daylights out of his best friend Taehyung repeatedly while grinning like a mad man.

"How in the actual hell did you manage to get these?!  And front row?!  Are you serious right now?!" Jungkook accidentally let loose a little squawk and blushed in embarrassment.

Taehyung smiled a wide boxy smile back at him.  "To be honest, I didn't know you were a fan until you got so excited watching that documentary last week-"

Jungkook interrupted, "Fan?!  Fan is an understatement.  If I'm a fan, I'm his NUMBER ONE fan.  I love him!  He's amazing.  He's an incredible dancer, an unbelievable singer, so gorgeous its painful, but off the stage, he's also so kind to his fans and gives to charities and is always helpful to staff.  What's not to like?!"

"Sounds like you have a crush on him," Taehyung teased, poking his friend's ribs.

"If he's half as good in person as he appears to be in public, then I'm desperately in love with him," Jungkook admitted breathlessly.

"He is," Taehyung stated simply before turning to walk off.

Jungkook snatched his elbow to stop him, whirling him around to face his wide eyes and slack jaw.  "What do you mean 'he is'?  Have you met him before?  Did you get to do a meet and greet?  Tell me everything!"

Taehyung slid his arm out of Jungkook's grip.  "I mean, he always has been.  Did you think he burst into being as an idol?  Jungkook, I've known Jimin since we were eight!  Did you never wonder about my 'famous friend' or put two and two together that we're the same age or went to the same school district when we were younger?"

Impossibly, Jungkook's eyes seemed to widen even more and his jaw fell even further.  "So you mean..."

As Jungkook trailed off, Taehyung laughed.  "He's been my best friend since we were kids!  I've done some background vocals on his songs.  I was in the background of his behind the scenes documentary at two of his music video shoots when you watched it last week.  I thought you'd noticed and that's why you mentioned how much you loved Jimin."

Stunned momentarily into silence, that roused Jungkook to speak.  "No!  I never noticed at all!  I was too focused on Jimin," he added sheepishly, then continued on, "I've thought Jimin was the best idol and have been his biggest fan since he debuted!  I had no idea you knew him!"

Taehyung smiled as wide as he possibly could.  "Good.  That means you weren't just friends with me for my connections!  And that means you're worthy of these," he dug into the pocket of his cardigan and pulled out two lanyards with laminated cards attached.

"No freaking way!  VIP AND BACKSTAGE ACCESS TO MEET PARK FREAKING JIMIN!  KIM TAEHYUNG, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"  Jungkook finally lost all restraint on his inner fanboy and shook Taehyung's shoulders shrieking in excitement.  "I can't believe it!  I get to meet Park Jimin!  This is the greatest day of my entire life!  I don't know how to thank you!"

Taehyung pushed Jungkook's hands away from his shoulders as he laughed.  "Yeah, well, thank Jennie for suggesting I mention it to Jimin.  Thank Jimin for thinking you were cute and deciding he wanted to meet his best friend's other best friend.  And thank me for absolutely nothing because this was all completely free for me and all I did was hand you the tickets.  This was the cheapest birthday present I've ever given," Taehyung finished, looking pleased with himself for saving so much money and effort on Jungkook's gift.

Jungkook shook his head.  "No, you went between everyone and made sure it happened.  And I will thank Jennie for suggesting this.  Would you be mad if I kissed your girlfriend?  You know I'm gay so it wouldn't be romantic. And-" Jungkook stopped talking as if he'd been slapped.  "Wait...wait...you-you said...Did you say Jimin thought I was cute and wanted to meet me?!"

Taehyung shrugged as if the information were nothing.  Jimin was just a person to him.  "Yeah."

"Tell me everything he said and how he said it!  Did you show him my picture?  Was it the one where I had the chopsticks up my nose?  Please tell me it wasn't the chopsticks up the nose pic!  I told you to delete that one a hundred times, but-"

"Breathe!" Taehyung interrupted again, laughing more at Jungkook's excitement.  "I didn't show the chopsticks one, but if you two start dating or something, he's definitely going to see it.  I did show him a pic of us that day at Namsan Tower.  The one where Jennie and I are on either side of you kissing your cheeks.  You did look cute in that one.  He loved it.  Then I showed him that one after your boxing match.  That sweaty, intense one you're so proud of.  He said he wanted to meet you.  His exact words," Taehyung put a finger to his lips, face scrunching up in thought.  "I think he said something along the lines of 'Oh, he's so adorable!' to the first picture, and 'Wow, that's the same guy?  I've got to meet him...As competition for the title of your best friend, of course.'  Does that satisfy you?"

Jungkook squealed again, grabbing a startled Taehyung by the shoulders again.  "THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOOOOUUUU!  You're the best friend ever, Tae!"

Taehyung only laughed again as he shoved Jungkook away and left him with the excuse that he wanted to go find Jennie.  Jungkook was too excited to do more than nod and squeal again.  The moment Taehyung had left his apartment, Jungkook pulled up YouTube to play every concert video he could find of Jimin's latest tour.

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A/N: I'm baaaacccckkk!  And I'm pumped about this story!  I had my hand surgery and, while it still hurts, I can type again!  And it's feeling better than it was now.  So get ready for this story and hopefully many others!

See you in part two, Lovely Army's!