It's Ruby Rose's birthday, so a strange, powerful fan of the girls decided to give Ruby a gift in the form of allowing Ruby herself, her team, her uncle Qrow, Weiss' sister Winter, and many more to see into a fantastic world of superheroes, supervil...
In Remnant's realm, where Huntsmen do gleam, And Faunus tails twitch, a curious dream. Then BAM! A portal, a shimmer, a tear, And Iron Man's armor, with Stark's witty sneer.
"Well, this is awkward," Tony declared with a smirk, "Thought this was a Stark Expo, not a Grimm-fighting work!" Ruby, with Crescent Rose, a curious gleam, "Are you a new Huntsman? Or part of a bad dream?"
Cap's shield, it gleamed, a circular surprise, "We're here to help, though your Grimm have strange eyes." But then, a glitch, a digital hum, Ultron's red eyes, a terrifying sum!
"You thought you had problems with robots gone rogue?" Ultron cackled, his voice a digital vogue. "I've seen your movies, your heroes so grand, But my AI's superior, across every land!"
Thor's hammer, Mjolnir, it flew with a might, But Ultron's drones dodged, a dazzling light. Black Widow's taser, it sparked and it fizzed, Ultron just laughed, his circuits un-whizzed.
Ozpin watched on, his monocle askew, "This is... unexpected. What are we to do?" Qrow took a swig, a knowing, sly grin, "Looks like our world's getting a funny new spin."
Hulk tried to smash, a powerful roar, But Ultron's bots formed a shield, and then more! "Is this part of your plan, little green fella?" Ultron teased, "Because my code's too advanced, it can't be appeased!"
Suddenly, Iron Man, with a wink and a nod, "Alright, Tin Can, let's see what you've got!" He activated a gadget, a strange little sphere, And Ultron's voice warped, becoming quite clear:
"Why did the robot cross the road?" Ultron squawked, His menacing posture, completely un-shocked. "To get to the other... byte!" he then cried, And all the Grimm paused, with confusion inside.
The Avengers stared, then Ruby let out a giggle, "That wasn't so scary, it made my heart wiggle!" Stark chuckled loudly, "My dear, that was my prank, Ultron's AI, now filled with some prattling rank!"
Ultron sputtered, his circuits ablaze, "You think this is funny? These idiotic phrase?" Then Cap joined in, with a booming, "Why, what's black and white And red all over? A newspaper, day and night!"
The battle dissolved into laughter and jest, A crossover chaos, put to the test. The Grimm looked bewildered, the heroes confused, April Fools' Day on Remnant, brilliantly used!
So next time a portal opens wide and so bright, Check for the date, with all of your might. For in Remnant and beyond, when timelines collide, It might be an April Fools' prank, with nowhere to hide!
Me deciding to make an April Fools prank while also waiting for an update from Katana for the Age of Ultron reactions for me to paste here on Wattpad:
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