Pirates vs Ninja

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"Who be ye lot?" Captain Soto angrily asked in his heavy pirate accent, pointing his sharp silver cutlass towards Lord Garmadon and his army of snakes, Soto's crew standing behind him with menacing scowls on their faces as they grunted at the Serpentine "And what be with ye extra arms?" Captain Soto asked Garmadon, jabbing his cutlass into Garmadon's armoured upper half 

"I am the reason as to why you and your jolly pirate crew here are breathing among us right now" Garmadon introduced himself to Captain Soto, swatting the pirate captain's sword away from his upper torso "If it weren't for my totally cool and awesome Mega Weapon, you and your crew would still be dead" He explained to the out of time pirate, flashing his large golden weapon

Captain Soto scoffed at Garmadon's words "That be the most stupidest thing I ever heard! The Destiny's Bounty crew be the best pirate crew to ever sail the sea! No other crew could sink our proud ship!" Soto laughed with his crew, No-Eyed Pete's red parrot squawking loudly along with them 

A pirate with a black conical hat and brown eyepatch approached his captain, scratching the black moustache on his scarred face while adjusting the brown belts slung across the dirty white tunic he wore "Erm Cap'n? Last I remember we was drinking away all our rum while No Eyed Pete steered the ship, and ye know how bad he be at steering the ship" The pirate spoke to Soto, painting a picture of what was their last few moments alive 

Soto groaned, his golden hook for a left hand holding his forehead as the pirate captain grew frustrated "So ye be tellin me that No Eyed Pete here was in charge of sailing me beloved Bounty and is the reason for our crew sinking to the bottom of the sea" 

"That's right!" No Eyed Pete's parrot squawked, confirming the unfortunate fate of the Destiny's Bounty crew "That be the most embarrassing way for a pirate crew to end their voyage" Captain Soto sighed, looking down at the wooden deck in disappointment 

"Well it doesn't matter how you died in the past because thanks to me you're back now" Garmadon said to Soto, gesturing to himself with two of his four hands "And what be the reason for us comin' back then?" Captain Soto snapped to attention as his cutlass was once again pointed at Lord Garmadon and the Serpentine "If ye want the glory of defeating the Destiny's Bounty crew in a fight ye won't be getting it!" Soto angrily yelled as his crew behind him got ready for a battle 

Garmadon shook his head "Oh no, I wouldn't dare challenge the great Captain Soto and his mighty crew to a duel, I would be such a fool to do so" The four armed warlord spoke to the pirate captain who lowered his sword upon hearing the flattering words "I used my totally wicked Mega Weapon to bring all you pirates back in hopes of forming an awesome team up, with my many Serpentine and your savage pirate crew, my enemies will stand no chance against our overwhelming forces!" Lord Garmadon explained his master plan to the somewhat confused Captain Soto

"Aye, if ye be needing help getting rid of a Djinn we be the crew for the job" Soto proudly told the warlord in front of him, the rest of the pirates cheering with their weapons in the air "A what? No, I need your help to defeat a much stronger group of enemies. The Ninja!" The ruler of the Serpentine told the peg legged captain

"Ninja? What in the world be a Ninja? Do it have even more arms than ye?" Captain Soto asked Garmadon who looked at the pirate captain surprised "It appearssssss that our new crew matessss weren't around for the age of the Ninja" Fangtom's left head spoke in his vampiric voice 

"No matter!" Lord Garmadon quickly stated, turning away from the two headed Fangpyre to face Soto and his band of pirates "All you and your crew need to know is that the Ninja are a group of six very colourful and very annoying warriors, they have a very strong move called Spinjitzu that you'll want to look out for" Garmadon explained to the pirates as he showcased his own purple Spinjitzu, completely bewildering Soto and his crew 

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