Mr Fire hazard (Leo Valdez x reader)

18. Trajectory was off

Y/n POV 

Me and Nico just stabbed the dogs and put them out of their agony. 

Octavian and the other Romans seemed too stunned to react.

'My – my elite guard!' Octavian looked around for sympathy. 'Did you see what he did to my elite guard?'

'Some dogs need to be put down.' Nico took a step forward. 'Like you.'

For one beautiful moment, the entire First Cohort wavered. Then they remembered themselves and levelled their pila.

'You will be destroyed!' Octavian shrieked. 'You Graeci sneak around, sabotaging our weapons, attacking our men –'

'You mean the weapons you were about to fire at us?' Cecil asked.

'And the men who were about to burn our camp to ashes?' added Lou Ellen.

'Just like a Greek!' Octavian yelled. 'Trying to twist things around! Well, it won't work!' He pointed to the nearest legionnaires. 'You, you, you and you. Check all the onagers. Make sure they're operational. I want them fired simultaneously as soon as possible. Go!'

Oh fuck. Don't check the trajectory. I hope god of trickery helped Cecil in messing things up subtly.  Octavian marched up to Nico. To his credit, the augur didn't seem afraid, though his only weapon was a dagger. He stopped so close that Nico could see the bloodshot veins in his pale watery eyes. His face was gaunt. His hair was the colour of overcooked spaghetti.

'Tell me, son of Pluto,' the augur hissed, 'why are you helping the Greeks? What have they ever done for you?'

I'm itching to stab that bitch. Only reason I'm not is because I don't want the Greeks and Nico to die because I can't keep my blood thirst hidden. Been a while since I fought. 

'I'm helping the Greeks and the Romans,' Nico said.

Octavian laughed. 'Don't try to con me. What have they offered you – a place in their camp? They won't honour their agreement.'

'I don't want a place in their camp,' Nico snarled. 'Or in yours. When this war is over, I'm leaving both camps for good.' Wait what? 

Will Solace made a sound like he'd been punched. 'Why would you do that?'

Nico scowled. 'It's none of your business, but I don't belong. That's obvious. No one wants me. I'm a child of –'

'Oh, please.' Will sounded unusually angry. 'Nobody at Camp Half-Blood ever pushed you away. You have friends – or at least people who would like to be your friend. You pushed yourself away. If you'd get your head out of that brooding cloud of yours for once –'

'Enough!' Octavian snapped. 'Di Angelo, I can beat any offer the Greeks could make. I always thought you would make a powerful ally. I see the ruthlessness in you, and I appreciate that. I can assure you a place in New Rome. All you have to do is step aside and allow the Romans to win. The god Apollo has shown me the future –'

'No!' Will Solace shoved Nico out of the way and got in Octavian's face. 'I am a son of Apollo, you anaemic loser. My father hasn't shown anyone the future, because the power of prophecy isn't working. But this –' He waved loosely at the assembled legion, the hordes of monstrous armies spread across the hillside. 'This is not what Apollo would want!'

Octavian's lip curled. 'You lie. The god told me personally that I would be remembered as the saviour of Rome. I will lead the legion to victory, and I will start by –'

All the onagers fired at once, and six golden comets billowed into the sky.

'By destroying the Greeks!' Octavian cried with glee. 'The days of Camp Half-Blood are over!' Oh the beautiful sound of an off-course projectile. So pretty. From the three sabotaged machines, the payloads veered sideways, arcing towards the barrage from the other three onagers.

The fireballs didn't collide directly. They didn't need to. As soon as the missiles got close to one another, all six warheads detonated in midair, spraying a dome of gold and fire that sucked the oxygen right out of the sky. I felt like I will faint. So glad I slept on Echo(the pegasi) or I'm sure I would've been dead. 

Octavian reacted first. He stomped his feet and yelled, 'NO! NO, NO! RELOAD!'

No one in the First Cohort moved. Nico heard the tromping of boots to his right. The Fifth Cohort was marching towards them double-time, Dakota in the lead.

Further downhill, the rest of the legion was trying to form up, but the Second, Third and Fourth Cohorts were now surrounded by a sea of ill-tempered monstrous allies. The auxilia forces didn't look happy about the explosion overhead. No doubt they'd been waiting for Camp Half-Blood to go up in flames so they'd get chargrilled demigod for breakfast.

'Octavian!' Dakota called. 'We have new orders.'

Octavian's left eye twitched so violently it looked like it might explode. 'Orders? From whom? Not from me!'

'From Reyna,' Dakota said, loud enough to make sure everyone in the First Cohort could hear. 'She's ordered us to stand down.'

'Reyna?' Octavian laughed, though no one seemed to get the joke. 'You mean the outlaw I sent you to arrest? The ex-praetor who conspired to betray her own people with this Graecus?' He jabbed his finger in Nico's chest. 'You're taking orders from her?' How dare he. Why can't I kill him?

The Fifth Cohort formed up behind their centurion, uneasily facing their comrades in the First. Dakota crossed his arms stubbornly. 'Reyna is the praetor until voted otherwise by the Senate.' 'This is war!' Octavian yelled. 'I've brought you to the brink of ultimate victory and you want to give up? First Cohort: arrest Centurion Dakota and any who stand with him. Fifth Cohort: remember your vows to Rome and the legion. You will obey me!'

Will Solace shook his head. 'Don't do this, Octavian. Don't force your people to choose. This is your last chance.'

'My last chance?' Octavian grinned, madness glinting in his eyes. 'I will SAVE ROME! Now, Romans, follow my orders! Arrest Dakota. Destroy these Graecus scum. And reload those onagers!'

What the Romans would have done left to their own devices, no one knew. 

A girl rode in the lead, on a red war chariot pulled by metal horses. A hundred demigods fanned out around her, with twice that many satyrs and nature spirits led by a satyr who looked very different from Coach. Tyson lumbered forward with six other Cyclopes. A centaur stood in full white stallion mode, his bow drawn. This is how I imagine a centaur. 

It was an impressive sight, but all We could think was: No. Not now.

The girl yelled, 'Romans, you have fired on our camp! Withdraw or be destroyed!'

Octavian wheeled on his troops. 'You see? It was a trick! They divided us so they could launch a surprise attack. Legion, cuneum formate! CHARGE!' NO NO NO THEY COULD NOT WAIT.